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Eli
@elielieli.bsky.social
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like dead serious
January 3, 2025 at 4:12 AM
this is soooo me
December 4, 2024 at 6:27 AM
look upon him and weep
for he is the most good of boys
giver of kisses
the most needy of dogs
look upon angel of the earth and weep
December 3, 2024 at 4:40 AM
logging on
November 22, 2024 at 1:19 PM
got her ass
November 21, 2024 at 9:52 PM
but seriously though. me and who
November 19, 2024 at 8:42 AM
so this is how it ends
November 18, 2024 at 2:55 PM
November 15, 2024 at 5:28 AM
damn twitter is very selective on who actually gets suspended. took about 30 seconds
November 15, 2024 at 3:06 AM
October 17, 2024 at 4:24 PM
June 20, 2024 at 11:16 PM
with all these fucking twitter clones he might be onto something here
July 6, 2023 at 12:16 AM
pov i’m approaching you to be friends on the blooskie app
July 5, 2023 at 11:29 PM
here is my homemade mayo recipe that i’ve been putting on sandwiches for the last 31 years 🙂
July 4, 2023 at 10:41 PM
me and my mutua-
July 4, 2023 at 1:39 AM
reconnecting with my twitter mutuals
July 4, 2023 at 1:26 AM
jesus fucking christ what now
July 3, 2023 at 1:58 AM
feelin slutti here’s my ass
June 25, 2023 at 2:47 AM
someone in philly has the opportunity to do potentially one of the funniest things in the history of the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration
June 23, 2023 at 7:56 PM
me using a ladle to fish the spoon out of my soup that i lost trying to fish the smaller spoon out of my soup that i used to replace the other spoon i lost in my soup
June 23, 2023 at 12:05 AM