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Elijah
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Americans are the only nationality on Earth that would rather suffer intensely before killing a dude and celebrating his death instead of just voting for universal healthcare.
December 6, 2024 at 12:25 AM
Yvette Cooper should issue an exclusion order against Robert F. Kennedy Jr. and say that it's government policy to ban AIDS deniers from the country. It'd be the most based thing she ever does.
November 29, 2024 at 5:31 PM
I knew the world was cooked as soon as the contemporary American meanings of liberalism and conservatism started to become more used than the literal meanings even outside of America.
November 22, 2024 at 1:51 AM
We got Adam Kinzinger being far more sane and rational than Jared Polis before GTA VI
Let me say something that is controversial because our brains are broken:

Vaccines are a miracle and amazing
November 15, 2024 at 4:32 AM
What am I thinking right now
November 13, 2024 at 4:56 PM
Jack Frost which I carved last week
November 10, 2024 at 6:31 PM