elijah_says_hey🔹
elijahsayshey.bsky.social
elijah_says_hey🔹
@elijahsayshey.bsky.social
like my tweets.
why does the bathroom at my job smell so bad huh?
December 19, 2024 at 6:00 PM
goodnight bluesky ❤️❤️❤️
December 19, 2024 at 7:24 AM
BREAKING: my heart
December 8, 2024 at 9:41 PM
ugh never meet your idols what’d it say?
The Tsunami warning for California and Oregon has been canceled.
December 6, 2024 at 2:53 AM
i work in the same building as ppl from draft kings and every day i get a little closer to asking them how they sleep at night
December 5, 2024 at 1:43 AM
can’t wait to explain my evil plan just when it seems like the hero has no chance to stop me
December 1, 2024 at 4:51 AM
please drop your recs for someone funny to follow on here. don’t wanna boost “x” but also my feed is awful
November 30, 2024 at 9:41 PM
dems have got to find a less lame essence im begging
When we fight, we win!!!! Remember that!!!!

Made a starter pack of some of the coolest people I know — folks who are in the trenches every day, doing the hard work to rebuild our party and our nation!

LET’S DO THIS ‼️

go.bsky.app/NeayWmc
November 30, 2024 at 9:31 PM
elijah has now surpassed taylor swift in total number of followers on bluesky. there’s a sea change underway. 👀👀👀
Palmer Report has now surpassed the Associated Press in total number of followers on Bluesky. There’s a sea change underway. You can feel it.
November 30, 2024 at 9:30 PM
PLEASE verify your email
November 30, 2024 at 9:08 PM
my toxic trait is i think id actually be really good at a high speed car chase
November 29, 2024 at 10:47 PM
nothing funny on here at all
November 29, 2024 at 9:28 PM
Reposted by elijah_says_hey🔹
When I say tweet here I mean it like I would say Kleenex for any tissue or chapstick for any lip balm
November 27, 2024 at 6:03 PM
reply tweet what’s up
November 28, 2024 at 1:35 AM
turned 25 last week, well deserved!
Congrats OG, well deserved!
November 28, 2024 at 12:28 AM
the number 1 sign this app will never get off the ground is that i feel safe tweeting on here
November 28, 2024 at 12:27 AM
tomorrow i will post my most liked tweet ever unless i forget
November 28, 2024 at 12:26 AM
the dust wiggles
as it ////
sense the approach of the
vacuum
November 28, 2024 at 12:26 AM
how do i tell instagram idgaf who is going live
November 28, 2024 at 12:17 AM
charlize theron just followed me holy fuck
November 28, 2024 at 12:17 AM
the dust wiggles as the vacuum approaches
November 27, 2024 at 10:12 PM
i wonder how many words per minute i can type when im driving
November 27, 2024 at 4:25 AM
please verify your email
November 27, 2024 at 4:23 AM
about to do another itchy test to see if i’m allergic to dust and pollen which i am …

really it’s an itch tolerance test if you think about it
November 25, 2024 at 11:28 PM
i would've named this app something else
November 25, 2024 at 6:40 AM