Eli McCann
@elimccann.bsky.social
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New dad. Lawyer/Writer/America’s Grandma. Humor columnist for The Salt Lake Tribune. Creator of the Strangerville podcast. Humor essays here: https://itjustgetsstranger.com
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I'm going to start reposting shit that went viral when I tweeted it on the hellsite to feel alive again. So here are some of them below:
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Just heard my husband in the next room yell "are you pooping" so I responded "...um...no?" and he shouted back "obviously I'm talking to our toddler."

So that's a thing that just happened in our house.
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I toasted four hamburger buns on the grill, brought them in, put them on the counter, and now there's only half of one bun left. I cannot figure out, for the life of me, where it went.
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My baby is napping on me and he just put the ball right there.
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We had to do it. We had no other choice.
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Honestly, yes. My con law class feels more like a history class right now.
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Just watched a woman in socks walk into the urine-drenched lavatory on this flight.
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Found him napping with baby's teddy bear.
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lol. He has now basically backed away.
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Thanks to Peggy Fletcher Stack for her follow up article and Romney's self deprecating response:

www.sltrib.com/religion/202...
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To be clear, we still call West the new baby. We probably always will.
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He spent the day taking care of the new baby and just need to rest for a minute on one of the baby's toys.
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Left our 11 month old with my parents last night, our first night away from him, and when we FaceTimed them at 10 PM to ask how he did going down to bed, they were at a family party and baby was up partying with them.

I'm obsessed with their grandparent era.
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He's living his best life
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Told my husband I heard a fun idea where we spend 10 minutes every night cleaning up before bed and he informed me he already does this for an hour and "oh my god did you not even notice" and now I regret sharing this.
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Just canned 12 quarts of pickles for my family who doesn't eat pickles.