Eli Omen
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eliomen.bsky.social
This skeet is part of my series called "how to shed followers and end up on block lists."
eliomen.bsky.social
Is there pineapple on it? Deep dish pineapple please.
eliomen.bsky.social
It's not jury nullification if no crime was committed.
eliomen.bsky.social
Agreeing with a Dick Cheney endorsement and a John Yoo legal analysis on presidential powers is also on my list.
eliomen.bsky.social
I don't know much, but I do know this: there is going to be a sudden spike in inflatable frog costumes.

It's probably already begun.
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eljefe.social
Folks, Go buy this book!

Useless Etymology: Offbeat Word Origins for Curious Minds

If you love word history & strange esoteric facts of our lovely language, then buy this book, it needs to be right between your dictionary and thesaurus, it's that effing cool.

AGAIN: Go buy this book.
jesszafarris.bsky.social
📘 Launch day!!

Useless Etymology: Offbeat Word Origins for Curious Minds arrives today.

It’s full of weird word origins, grammar quirks, surprise portmanteaus, fossilized words, and etymological mysteries, scandals, and silliness.

Get it anywhere books or sold (especially your favorite indie)!
A hand holding a book called useless etymology
eliomen.bsky.social
These were insightful and damning analyses, wish other folks would pick up this work.
eloquence.bsky.social
I'd love to see a fresh Chomsky style "column inches" analysis of what the NYT does - and doesn't - spend time on (and direct attention towards).
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textfiles.com
Bid is currently at $500.
textfiles.com
Okay, it's time. I have a prized Cult of the dead cow Zippo lighter. These simply do not exist anywhere. But a CDC member is hurting and I want to encourage donations to the GoFundMe, so out it goes. Details in thread.
eliomen.bsky.social
He's 82 and responsible for the Trump grift Bible, as well as being a washed up musician.
eliomen.bsky.social
Looking forward to the Pope directing churches to open their doors to use as sanctuaries.
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ranaroth.bsky.social
Jean-François Pénichoux. From Robots: Historique de la robotique mobile du XXIeme au XXVeme siecle, Messidor/La Farandole, 1981. #Jean-FrançoisPénichoux
eliomen.bsky.social
Always upload fake age verification. This is not legal advice, it is security advice.
withenoughcoffee.com
At first the Discord hack didn’t seem that bad because it was initially the third party help desk.

But then you find out they had got there age verification data. Come to find out they got 1.5 TB of government id and age verification data. This is going to become a case against age verification.
eliomen.bsky.social
Who here is going as an AI generated image for halloween?

6 fingers perhaps? What other clues?

Relatedly, have folks been caught committing crimes with AI prosthetics in order to create deniability in court?
eliomen.bsky.social
Hopefully for violations of state crimes as well. As long as these degenerates stay within the grace of Trump they will be eligible for a pardon. Trump has already shown he's willing to use mass pardons on violent criminals.
eliomen.bsky.social
If I was a municipal dictator: every parking spot in the city must be covered with solar cells. Also, every bus shelter.

Violators will be fined 2x the cost of installation of solar cells per year.
eliomen.bsky.social
Encourage people!
lookitup.baby
no, the name-calling is great. you have a way with words and you should keep doing it
eliomen.bsky.social
Look forward to the House or Senate subpoenaing the uncut footage of this propaganda footage.
eliomen.bsky.social
"We have made the security industry a self feeding, self fulfilling prophecy that may actually be causing harm to those we are trying to protect" - @gdead.bsky.social (from abstract of DEF CON 15 talk)
eliomen.bsky.social
Politicians Against Humanity is game I'm sick of playing.
eliomen.bsky.social
Me, unwilling to ever hear a speech I've given...

Huh, that was a pretty good abstract I wrote for that talk.
eliomen.bsky.social
ICE's tragically hilarious lies: "he fled from authorities and remained an immigration fugitive for more than 23 years."

That famous method of fleeing from authorities by remaining a famous local fixture with a celebrated business that poses with the President of the United States in photo ops.
emptywheel.bsky.social
Make sure you read the report about how Stephen Miller deported Waco's favorite Mexican restaurant owner.

www.texastribune.org/2025/10/07/t...
A picture of Sergio Garcia and George W and Laura Bush. It is signed, To Sergio Garcia with best wishes.
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For what it’s worth:

Speaking as a showrunner with two writers rooms going on now, this article from Ankler is insane. I don’t know who the insider is, but the reporter should call bullshit. This is a GPT press release.
theankler.com
The “GPT-5 pass” has gone from curiosity to mandate. Scripts, trailers, pitch decks are all being filtered through an AI model that remembers every draft and forgets what originality looks like. @erikbarmack.bsky.social on Hollywood’s uneasy reset:
theankler.com/p/run-it-thr...
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pdwschmidt.bsky.social
Try substituting other futurist technologies, like, "We know this laser guns are ridiculously powerful, but the only way forward is to get them out there in big numbers and figure it out."
eliomen.bsky.social
For those too old to remember, Bonzai was software that was insidious malware pretending to be a helpful assistant.
dildog.l0pht.com
you rejected him
like all those other users
and now he's all grown up and
with a pile of bitcoin and AI
he's going to run the world and show you all
bonzi buddy introducing himself
eliomen.bsky.social
If they think that they work in security and not in safety, I would double down on my previous assertion.