Eliot McKinley
@eliotmckinley.com
Soccer nerdery at American Soccer Analysis and (occasionally) Massive Report. Throw-in aficionado. he/him
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What's even crazier about this game is that FC Cincy's one shot logged by the scorekeepers requires a very generous definition of a "shot".
#Crew96
#Crew96
November 3, 2025 at 7:28 PM
What's even crazier about this game is that FC Cincy's one shot logged by the scorekeepers requires a very generous definition of a "shot".
#Crew96
#Crew96
Deranged Halloween “treat” my daughter got tonight.
November 1, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Deranged Halloween “treat” my daughter got tonight.
Queen cities are frauds.
October 20, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Queen cities are frauds.
Even in its mostly retirement, Historic Crew Stadium is providing good fodder for bad stadium rendering analysis.
www.reddit.com/r/Columbus/c...
www.reddit.com/r/Columbus/c...
October 7, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Even in its mostly retirement, Historic Crew Stadium is providing good fodder for bad stadium rendering analysis.
www.reddit.com/r/Columbus/c...
www.reddit.com/r/Columbus/c...
This reminded me I hadn't posted it in a while. FC Cincy can't keep getting away with it, can they?
October 4, 2025 at 1:10 AM
This reminded me I hadn't posted it in a while. FC Cincy can't keep getting away with it, can they?
Update: It is now the top story
The main newspaper in Nashville still doesn't have a beat reporter for Nashville SC, though.
The main newspaper in Nashville still doesn't have a beat reporter for Nashville SC, though.
October 2, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Update: It is now the top story
The main newspaper in Nashville still doesn't have a beat reporter for Nashville SC, though.
The main newspaper in Nashville still doesn't have a beat reporter for Nashville SC, though.
Can I interest you in nothing on the front page of the local newspaper’s website and the 4th article on the sports page instead?
October 2, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Can I interest you in nothing on the front page of the local newspaper’s website and the 4th article on the sports page instead?
I appreciate the clarity from the utility workers replacing the electric poles in my neighborhood.
September 27, 2025 at 12:31 PM
I appreciate the clarity from the utility workers replacing the electric poles in my neighborhood.
I don't think there is anything you can really know until it gets finally published. At that point the link to the final paper will be included in the pre-print.
This is an example of one of mine:
This is an example of one of mine:
September 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I don't think there is anything you can really know until it gets finally published. At that point the link to the final paper will be included in the pre-print.
This is an example of one of mine:
This is an example of one of mine:
Nothing too surprising in the latest MLS roster release for #Crew96.
Nagbe was moved to TAM, as expected. Hererra's new loan still ends midseason.
The Crew are one of 3 teams with an empty international spot. They traded $200k GAM and a 2026 1st round pick to Colorado for one back in Feb.
Nagbe was moved to TAM, as expected. Hererra's new loan still ends midseason.
The Crew are one of 3 teams with an empty international spot. They traded $200k GAM and a 2026 1st round pick to Colorado for one back in Feb.
September 19, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Nothing too surprising in the latest MLS roster release for #Crew96.
Nagbe was moved to TAM, as expected. Hererra's new loan still ends midseason.
The Crew are one of 3 teams with an empty international spot. They traded $200k GAM and a 2026 1st round pick to Colorado for one back in Feb.
Nagbe was moved to TAM, as expected. Hererra's new loan still ends midseason.
The Crew are one of 3 teams with an empty international spot. They traded $200k GAM and a 2026 1st round pick to Colorado for one back in Feb.
Gut man trying to find the guy that did this.
September 17, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Gut man trying to find the guy that did this.
Gut man failed on the press here and then just causally jogged back while the man that he would be covering scored.
September 17, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Gut man failed on the press here and then just causally jogged back while the man that he would be covering scored.
Last night my 4 year old daughter took the phone from her mother because our cat was being cute and she had to take a picture.
September 16, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Last night my 4 year old daughter took the phone from her mother because our cat was being cute and she had to take a picture.
Incredible GameFlow for this one.
August 31, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Incredible GameFlow for this one.
Tapping the sign again.
August 12, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Tapping the sign again.
In September 2020, remember that Trump was President in 2020, NCI released a plot showing current and projected R01 paylines that were far, far higher than what we are actually getting in 2025.
visualsonline.cancer.gov/details.cfm?...
visualsonline.cancer.gov/details.cfm?...
July 25, 2025 at 12:25 PM
In September 2020, remember that Trump was President in 2020, NCI released a plot showing current and projected R01 paylines that were far, far higher than what we are actually getting in 2025.
visualsonline.cancer.gov/details.cfm?...
visualsonline.cancer.gov/details.cfm?...
Sebastian Berhalter is definitely overrated for the MLS All Star Skills Passing Challenge
July 23, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Sebastian Berhalter is definitely overrated for the MLS All Star Skills Passing Challenge
Those are primarily video and sports science people. While we could be wrong about their roles, they don't count for the way we determine analytics staff.
July 21, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Those are primarily video and sports science people. While we could be wrong about their roles, they don't count for the way we determine analytics staff.
Really woke up with a goal.
June 20, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Really woke up with a goal.