Eliot Bear
@eliotthebear.bsky.social
www.eliot.land is where I live. Harvard, Class of 1924
Tulip bulbs gonna tulip bulb.
February 5, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Tulip bulbs gonna tulip bulb.
Trump is the last exit on the career path just prior to utter irrelevance.
February 2, 2026 at 11:21 AM
Trump is the last exit on the career path just prior to utter irrelevance.
The words "pedophile", "grifter", and "senile" are also not to be used during the storm as well.
January 24, 2026 at 2:59 PM
The words "pedophile", "grifter", and "senile" are also not to be used during the storm as well.
Word. When he turns water into Old Style, I will be 100% on board with him.
January 11, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Word. When he turns water into Old Style, I will be 100% on board with him.
The Sabres certainly look like they are reverting to old form today. I suspect we had a 10 game anomaly, and now it is back to being the Sabres again. Fun while it lasted.
January 3, 2026 at 9:21 PM
The Sabres certainly look like they are reverting to old form today. I suspect we had a 10 game anomaly, and now it is back to being the Sabres again. Fun while it lasted.
it's been a year.
December 25, 2025 at 5:48 PM
it's been a year.
He still won't find work in Hollywood.
December 18, 2025 at 11:04 PM
He still won't find work in Hollywood.
Why not eleven billion-ity???
December 11, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Why not eleven billion-ity???
I'm not being peed on. It's raining.
November 18, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I'm not being peed on. It's raining.
We need Schumer out and the 8 idiots who caved in to trump. And Jeffries too. And you too. Because those folks don't believe in fighting United. When next will they qui on us. When will you?
November 11, 2025 at 9:40 AM
We need Schumer out and the 8 idiots who caved in to trump. And Jeffries too. And you too. Because those folks don't believe in fighting United. When next will they qui on us. When will you?
anus king is a disgrace
November 10, 2025 at 5:57 PM
anus king is a disgrace
this asshole needs to go then too. We need men, not minnows
November 10, 2025 at 5:51 PM
this asshole needs to go then too. We need men, not minnows
Looks more like proctology and anus king enjoyed it. What a bunch of despicable cowards. furious.
November 10, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Looks more like proctology and anus king enjoyed it. What a bunch of despicable cowards. furious.
anus king is an idiot
November 10, 2025 at 1:45 PM
anus king is an idiot
I'm not shopping there. Fuck Home Depot.
November 10, 2025 at 1:40 PM
I'm not shopping there. Fuck Home Depot.
Who will primary him? I will write a check.
November 10, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Who will primary him? I will write a check.
schumer needs to be removed as leader
November 10, 2025 at 1:42 AM
schumer needs to be removed as leader
YOu better vote out schumer.
November 10, 2025 at 1:41 AM
YOu better vote out schumer.
1000000000000000000%
November 10, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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