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Post shower hair fluff.
December 15, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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🤙🤙🤙

Featuring my lil chubby fingers 🥺
January 30, 2026 at 4:04 PM
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not so friendly reminder that no fight for marginalized rights ended up peaceful.
January 28, 2026 at 2:50 AM
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Cottage pie numbered the second. Better than the first with 1/2 mashed taters. I like this texture so much better than smooth. Still need to pick up some whatssat here sauce, or red wine. Tastes great, but needs that acid/ umami to put a bow on it. Happy Sunday supper, friends. 🍽️
February 16, 2026 at 1:25 AM
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The Forest Mother’s wings drape with a languid regal air across the Dias; Jewel-toned patterns shining in the brazier’s glow. Shifting her gaze to the bound druid, bioluminescence softly flashing along her wings, in warning. “Traveler... What is your intent in my grove.” #sundaysareforsavingthrows
February 16, 2026 at 3:59 AM
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Happy Presidents Day. It feels really weird and gross, now. But we have the golden years of Obama.
a man in a suit and tie stands in front of microphones in front of the white house in washington d.c.
ALT: a man in a suit and tie stands in front of microphones in front of the white house in washington d.c.
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February 16, 2026 at 6:37 PM
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She does what? This. The thru-line? It's all storytelling. #Voiceover | #VoiceoverCoaching
#FoodPhotography | #Writing
and of course...shenanigans.
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April 18, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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Tickets for my upcoming standup shows still available, including the special taping on April 18th!
Get tickets at: adamconover.net/tourdates
February 16, 2026 at 8:05 PM
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So this is the current “finished”? Jexabell, and I just am not happy. Usually my shading method is to clip light/shadow to each flat color and adjust individually. This time I wanted a universal light, soo tried one light layer and 2 shadow layers.

I don’t love it, the colors don’t feel right.
January 13, 2026 at 9:28 PM
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My husband agreed to fully give up twitter if I give up bluesky.

So bye bluesky, it’s been real ✌️
January 19, 2026 at 1:43 AM
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GPS coords or it didn’t happen

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Former Harvard physicist claims he's 'found' Heaven exactly like in the Bible
Dr. Michael Guillen, a former Harvard physics professor, claims he's discovered Heaven's exact location at the Cosmic Horizon
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February 14, 2026 at 10:13 PM
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Easy answer: Stephen Miller.
February 15, 2026 at 3:51 PM
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So many members of my family voted for Trump in 2016.

I have no idea if they ever voted for him again because they’ve been dead to me ever since.
July 28, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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As an ex-90s late night joke writer, two things were at play:
1) the politics of the head writer, host, or producer (all rich white guys); and
2) how a two-line joke simplifies everyone/everything.

Jackson was used as shorthand to confirm the audience’s priors, not educate or reflect reality.
jesse jackson was constantly played as a punchline on 90s late-night TV to the point that i didn't understand his history of activism and serious left-leaning political platform until i was much older. i have to think, to some degree, that was on purpose.
February 17, 2026 at 4:05 PM
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My fellow US satirists, now is the time to do your thing.

Self-censoring is “obeying in advance.”

Forget your career—draw blood

Tear down these crooks & fools

Whether you’re writing for Colbert or doing one night in some black box over a bowling alley, NOW is the time to

LET IT RIP!!!!
February 5, 2025 at 11:25 AM
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"Behold the turtle 🐢 He makes progress only when he sticks his neck out. " J. Conant
October 5, 2025 at 1:59 AM