Elisabeth
@elisabethl.bsky.social
Give the twat a heart attack
February 8, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Give the twat a heart attack
Who is gonna watch that when Benito is on?
February 3, 2026 at 10:50 AM
Who is gonna watch that when Benito is on?
Bless him, he forgot. Can someone remind him about the second amendment?
January 27, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Bless him, he forgot. Can someone remind him about the second amendment?
Mine are “the big beautiful obituary”
January 4, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Mine are “the big beautiful obituary”
You only have one job…and please hurry
December 18, 2025 at 11:01 PM
You only have one job…and please hurry
Someone needs to check on Debra Messing, that poor idiot is gonna have a heart attack
November 5, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Someone needs to check on Debra Messing, that poor idiot is gonna have a heart attack
Did they change his medication?
September 25, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Did they change his medication?
We don’t claim that KKKunt
September 13, 2025 at 3:35 AM
We don’t claim that KKKunt
Her dermatologist hates her
July 10, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Her dermatologist hates her
Thoughts and prayers
a group of people with horns are standing around a fire in the dark
ALT: a group of people with horns are standing around a fire in the dark
media.tenor.com
July 3, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Thoughts and prayers
Elon Musk (admitted) tweeted “Without me, Trump would have lost the election, Dems would control the House and the Republicans would be 51-49 in the Senate. Such ingratitude”
June 10, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Elon Musk (admitted) tweeted “Without me, Trump would have lost the election, Dems would control the House and the Republicans would be 51-49 in the Senate. Such ingratitude”
Her dermatologist hates her
May 21, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Her dermatologist hates her
I’m not surprised. They placed 5th last year, second this and they’ll probably win (buy) it in 2026.
May 19, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I’m not surprised. They placed 5th last year, second this and they’ll probably win (buy) it in 2026.
You’re right, but he never had a scar.
May 19, 2025 at 10:31 PM
You’re right, but he never had a scar.
And sage himself…
a man with long hair and a beard is making a face
ALT: a man with long hair and a beard is making a face
media.tenor.com
May 19, 2025 at 10:15 PM
And sage himself…