Elisa
@elisasays.bsky.social
Everybody counts or nobody counts - Harry Bosch
I don’t post much because I don’t think I’m that clever…
Donald Trump would have to die 1000 times, bathe in acid, die another 1000 times, be burned at the stake, bathed in acid again, and even then he *still* would be too nasty and disgustingly rotten to begin to pretend to try to ‘turn into’ Joe Biden.
December 2, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Donald Trump would have to die 1000 times, bathe in acid, die another 1000 times, be burned at the stake, bathed in acid again, and even then he *still* would be too nasty and disgustingly rotten to begin to pretend to try to ‘turn into’ Joe Biden.
I named my fists Peanut Butter and Jelly because I’m about to give you a sandwich
December 1, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I named my fists Peanut Butter and Jelly because I’m about to give you a sandwich
I am stoked about the new Sponge Bob movie 🍿 …’stoked’ is not a word I use lightly at 58
November 27, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I am stoked about the new Sponge Bob movie 🍿 …’stoked’ is not a word I use lightly at 58
Don’t fucking mess with Marilyn.
November 27, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Don’t fucking mess with Marilyn.
That would be the scholarly trio of Manny, Moe, and Jack of the esteemed Pep Boys & Associated firm.
November 23, 2025 at 12:35 PM
That would be the scholarly trio of Manny, Moe, and Jack of the esteemed Pep Boys & Associated firm.
I feel like that is just good manners 🤷♀️
Please enjoy a St Thomas VI sunset.
Please enjoy a St Thomas VI sunset.
November 23, 2025 at 12:29 PM
I feel like that is just good manners 🤷♀️
Please enjoy a St Thomas VI sunset.
Please enjoy a St Thomas VI sunset.
It’s so unfair and painful, isn’t it? They are so magical and an add such richness and love to our lives, but we only have that gift for a short time. Thank you for loving those babies and giving them a safe beautiful home. I hope you find peace and comfort in your memories.
November 21, 2025 at 3:05 PM
It’s so unfair and painful, isn’t it? They are so magical and an add such richness and love to our lives, but we only have that gift for a short time. Thank you for loving those babies and giving them a safe beautiful home. I hope you find peace and comfort in your memories.
Is anyone shocked? Hegseth’s DOD couldn’t find their a**hole with a mirror on a stick.
November 21, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Is anyone shocked? Hegseth’s DOD couldn’t find their a**hole with a mirror on a stick.
Oh please! No one on Earth loves to broadcast their mundane lives as much as the American public- Facebook, Instagram, YouTube, reality television, we love it and we love to air it all. China has better things to do with their money and time than listen to you coo and chit chat in your baby’s room.
November 21, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Oh please! No one on Earth loves to broadcast their mundane lives as much as the American public- Facebook, Instagram, YouTube, reality television, we love it and we love to air it all. China has better things to do with their money and time than listen to you coo and chit chat in your baby’s room.
I can’t wait to read your book! Congratulations!!
November 20, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I can’t wait to read your book! Congratulations!!
I’d pay for someone to snap back at him. Cash money.
November 18, 2025 at 11:23 AM
I’d pay for someone to snap back at him. Cash money.
It must not have done the job him and his couch friction injuries. 🤷♀️
November 14, 2025 at 11:33 AM
It must not have done the job him and his couch friction injuries. 🤷♀️
Soooooo it’s all about what’s good for you, Tim? Thanks for clearing that up.
November 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Soooooo it’s all about what’s good for you, Tim? Thanks for clearing that up.
Thank you for sharing this.
November 9, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Thank you for sharing this.
I love everything about this song. I can remember the first time I heard it, a lyrical movie playing through me.
November 9, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I love everything about this song. I can remember the first time I heard it, a lyrical movie playing through me.
I loved this book and I’ve recommended it to many, many fellow readers. I was absolutely fascinated by the amazing things that were done and the lives that were impacted and, as they could manage, restored. Thank you for sharing those important stories. Looking forward to your next book!
November 9, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I loved this book and I’ve recommended it to many, many fellow readers. I was absolutely fascinated by the amazing things that were done and the lives that were impacted and, as they could manage, restored. Thank you for sharing those important stories. Looking forward to your next book!
Sounds like student loans….
November 9, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Sounds like student loans….
It’s just gross that that even has to be ordered.
November 6, 2025 at 9:07 PM
It’s just gross that that even has to be ordered.
How can they, as individuals, do this and then look their families in the eye or sleep at night? This is evil.
November 6, 2025 at 5:19 PM
How can they, as individuals, do this and then look their families in the eye or sleep at night? This is evil.