Eli Selzer
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Eli Selzer
@eliselzer.bsky.social
Semi-Professional Smart Aleck, one man barbershop quartet, solid addition to your pub trivia team.
Inside scoop: they needed to retake one of the contestants’ interviews and were told to stand still. Also, Margaret’s riser was, like, 2 full feet off the ground.
December 9, 2025 at 5:46 AM
I couldn’t NOT hug Libby. What a wild, amazing time!
December 5, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I was worried Syd Field was going to rise from the grave and haunt them with lectures about screenplay structure.
December 4, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Stay tuned! A video coming later this week!
December 3, 2025 at 12:48 AM
There’s not enough boxes in that answer for the amount of A’s I want to put in there
November 22, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Update: I invited the delivery driver inside. Wondering if that was a mistake…
October 10, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I ordered the day they went on sale, and mine are somewhere between Michigan and here.
October 8, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Damn it, mine are still on their way!
October 8, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I’m having a very hard time convincing myself not to leave this team in the past.
September 14, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Do they have the new variant version (or does anyone)? My office health center has the shot, but it’s still the older one.
September 14, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I certainly wouldn’t have checked it, no matter the price, but I’ll happily take any dime that comes from Smart Aleck’s Guide. Bleed those bastards dry.
September 10, 2025 at 6:20 PM
It’s tradition in our house to read the full ad copy on the RiffTrax website out loud prior to watching a riff. This write up is all time great!
September 9, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I have early working notes on exactly this in my puzzle drafts, but haven’t been able to get enough for a full theme. Though calling be a “beginner” constructor would be generous and someone who knows what they’re doing could probably crack it.
September 8, 2025 at 4:22 PM