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writing.
writing.
tin man needs all new parts. they don't tell you that in the movie.
December 21, 2025 at 4:15 PM
tin man needs all new parts. they don't tell you that in the movie.
when did imho replace expertise
December 12, 2025 at 2:56 PM
when did imho replace expertise
instead of spending 60million dollars to block out the sun, what if we shut everything down once a week. lil rest day for our lil machineys and also the planet we live on where all our stuff and family is.
December 1, 2025 at 3:49 PM
instead of spending 60million dollars to block out the sun, what if we shut everything down once a week. lil rest day for our lil machineys and also the planet we live on where all our stuff and family is.
is claire danes julia child and when
November 30, 2025 at 4:40 PM
is claire danes julia child and when
November 20, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Is #pluribus about Al? And Why does both left and right think the other side is full of a dead eyed army of identically-thoughted idealists?
“They're all the same, We are all such individuals.” Everyone is a melted snowflake.
“They're all the same, We are all such individuals.” Everyone is a melted snowflake.
November 18, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Is #pluribus about Al? And Why does both left and right think the other side is full of a dead eyed army of identically-thoughted idealists?
“They're all the same, We are all such individuals.” Everyone is a melted snowflake.
“They're all the same, We are all such individuals.” Everyone is a melted snowflake.
do they all like the bible because it’s the only book they read
am i just catching on to this now
#ReadingRainbow #FollowingTheLoveLight
#LetTheLoveLightLead
#Somepeoplearequeeritsokyoureok
#itdoesntmeanyouare
#exceptyoumightbesojustthinkaboutit
#OrangeIsNotTheOnlyFruit
#thebibleisnottheonlybook
am i just catching on to this now
#ReadingRainbow #FollowingTheLoveLight
#LetTheLoveLightLead
#Somepeoplearequeeritsokyoureok
#itdoesntmeanyouare
#exceptyoumightbesojustthinkaboutit
#OrangeIsNotTheOnlyFruit
#thebibleisnottheonlybook
November 17, 2025 at 1:54 PM
do they all like the bible because it’s the only book they read
am i just catching on to this now
#ReadingRainbow #FollowingTheLoveLight
#LetTheLoveLightLead
#Somepeoplearequeeritsokyoureok
#itdoesntmeanyouare
#exceptyoumightbesojustthinkaboutit
#OrangeIsNotTheOnlyFruit
#thebibleisnottheonlybook
am i just catching on to this now
#ReadingRainbow #FollowingTheLoveLight
#LetTheLoveLightLead
#Somepeoplearequeeritsokyoureok
#itdoesntmeanyouare
#exceptyoumightbesojustthinkaboutit
#OrangeIsNotTheOnlyFruit
#thebibleisnottheonlybook
starting to think my quarter life crisis friends just woke up and figured out everything’s wrong earlier than i did
November 17, 2025 at 4:57 AM
starting to think my quarter life crisis friends just woke up and figured out everything’s wrong earlier than i did
November 16, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I wish they’d let jeopardy! contestants mumble their thoughts into their mics during final
October 17, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I wish they’d let jeopardy! contestants mumble their thoughts into their mics during final
my gift is sentences where the parenthetical is much longer than the content
October 1, 2025 at 3:43 PM
my gift is sentences where the parenthetical is much longer than the content
instead of social media can we go back to flipping through magazines on the floor together
August 1, 2025 at 5:25 PM
instead of social media can we go back to flipping through magazines on the floor together
what if chipmunk was originally “cheepmunk” until someone with a French accent wrote it down wrong
July 27, 2025 at 6:05 PM
what if chipmunk was originally “cheepmunk” until someone with a French accent wrote it down wrong
I choose to believe hot flashes/night sweats evolved so older women could keep the rest of the huddle warm at night. I bet emperor penguins wish they had the ‘pause
July 27, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I choose to believe hot flashes/night sweats evolved so older women could keep the rest of the huddle warm at night. I bet emperor penguins wish they had the ‘pause
cyber trucks look like an invasive species
July 19, 2025 at 8:38 PM
cyber trucks look like an invasive species
I just told Beyoncé that I have soy sauce in my bag #formation
April 25, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I just told Beyoncé that I have soy sauce in my bag #formation
if the govt buys tiktok can we all just move to direct democracy and vote there
February 16, 2025 at 6:08 PM
if the govt buys tiktok can we all just move to direct democracy and vote there
no one asks what it feels like to have myalgic encephalomyelitis but if I had to describe it today I’d go with “day 2 severe flu and your pocket gets stuck on a doorknob”
February 10, 2025 at 9:46 PM
no one asks what it feels like to have myalgic encephalomyelitis but if I had to describe it today I’d go with “day 2 severe flu and your pocket gets stuck on a doorknob”
past tense of reach could be rooch. not saying it should. just could
February 10, 2025 at 9:44 PM
past tense of reach could be rooch. not saying it should. just could
if you pay me to work from home you should pay me enough to hire a cleaning service and not feel fugging weird about it
February 10, 2025 at 8:18 PM
if you pay me to work from home you should pay me enough to hire a cleaning service and not feel fugging weird about it
kidsplaining is my new word for that thing when I know more about something than he does (it’s usually a he), but he’s so excited he becomes a kid again and he just has to tell me the one thing he knows, loud. 🍭
February 10, 2025 at 8:17 PM
kidsplaining is my new word for that thing when I know more about something than he does (it’s usually a he), but he’s so excited he becomes a kid again and he just has to tell me the one thing he knows, loud. 🍭
can 2025 be the year of laying foundaysh? Get in losers we’re laying foundaysh👷
February 5, 2025 at 6:38 PM
can 2025 be the year of laying foundaysh? Get in losers we’re laying foundaysh👷
when do commenters earn that cute lil tate in the middle
February 2, 2025 at 5:50 PM
when do commenters earn that cute lil tate in the middle
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