Elistre
@elistre.bsky.social
She/Her
Working class.
A tart.
Usually an arsehole.
Working class.
A tart.
Usually an arsehole.
OpenAI wants to, apparently. There's a deal for 10% of AMD.
January 23, 2026 at 7:58 PM
OpenAI wants to, apparently. There's a deal for 10% of AMD.
AMD is too busying getting guys from the department of war to hold talks at CES (consumer electronics show!) about industrial AI uses in the military.
No, I am not joking.
No, I am not joking.
January 22, 2026 at 11:27 PM
AMD is too busying getting guys from the department of war to hold talks at CES (consumer electronics show!) about industrial AI uses in the military.
No, I am not joking.
No, I am not joking.
but what if my brain doesn't do that and prefers to torture itself with a deadline that either makes it seem like nothing's wrong or crashes and burns? what about that huh?
January 21, 2026 at 6:21 PM
but what if my brain doesn't do that and prefers to torture itself with a deadline that either makes it seem like nothing's wrong or crashes and burns? what about that huh?
Also I'm into cricket and. everyone wants to beat the shit out England in that. and they often do because England suck for the same reasons they suck outside sport (classism racism homophobia lad culture etc etc.).
January 20, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Also I'm into cricket and. everyone wants to beat the shit out England in that. and they often do because England suck for the same reasons they suck outside sport (classism racism homophobia lad culture etc etc.).
CONGRATULATIONS YOU HAVE WON A TRIP TO BARCELONA!!!! CLICK HERE TO CLAIM!!!!
January 20, 2026 at 4:50 PM
CONGRATULATIONS YOU HAVE WON A TRIP TO BARCELONA!!!! CLICK HERE TO CLAIM!!!!
Even the weirdos that stan the old Empire don't say stupid shit like that. They might even imply it was good for them, but they don't dare say they *liked* it.
January 20, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Even the weirdos that stan the old Empire don't say stupid shit like that. They might even imply it was good for them, but they don't dare say they *liked* it.
This is so fucking funny to me. In what world do you live in buddy?
January 20, 2026 at 4:44 PM
This is so fucking funny to me. In what world do you live in buddy?
These Darlington Nurses are a cabal really. The story is almost backwards from how it's presented. Some of them were working with this woman for years and didn't kick up a fuss until suddenly there was a problem with trans women they could get generous donations for.
January 17, 2026 at 5:05 PM
These Darlington Nurses are a cabal really. The story is almost backwards from how it's presented. Some of them were working with this woman for years and didn't kick up a fuss until suddenly there was a problem with trans women they could get generous donations for.
'Injured', doesn't really do it justice, does it.
January 16, 2026 at 2:52 AM
'Injured', doesn't really do it justice, does it.
It's funny how a stiff breeze did it this time, instead of the usual rando setting it on fire.
January 15, 2026 at 4:02 AM
It's funny how a stiff breeze did it this time, instead of the usual rando setting it on fire.
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everyone must stop thinking like this. nobody is illegal. the united states' immigration policies have been cruel and inhumane regardless of who the president is. demand better than the lesser evil
January 11, 2026 at 7:13 AM
everyone must stop thinking like this. nobody is illegal. the united states' immigration policies have been cruel and inhumane regardless of who the president is. demand better than the lesser evil
Bastard is such a Christian insult.
January 10, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Bastard is such a Christian insult.
Asmongold: 'a woman shot by the Gestapo deserved it'
Twitch: *whistles innocently*
A cartoon emote depicting something that's a gag on like 60% of children's cartoons: *exists*
Twitch: 'HOLY FUCKING SHIT HOLY FUCKING SHIT HOW FUCKING OBSCENE IS THAT?'
Twitch: *whistles innocently*
A cartoon emote depicting something that's a gag on like 60% of children's cartoons: *exists*
Twitch: 'HOLY FUCKING SHIT HOLY FUCKING SHIT HOW FUCKING OBSCENE IS THAT?'
January 8, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Asmongold: 'a woman shot by the Gestapo deserved it'
Twitch: *whistles innocently*
A cartoon emote depicting something that's a gag on like 60% of children's cartoons: *exists*
Twitch: 'HOLY FUCKING SHIT HOLY FUCKING SHIT HOW FUCKING OBSCENE IS THAT?'
Twitch: *whistles innocently*
A cartoon emote depicting something that's a gag on like 60% of children's cartoons: *exists*
Twitch: 'HOLY FUCKING SHIT HOLY FUCKING SHIT HOW FUCKING OBSCENE IS THAT?'
Short term memory loss is real. Did we forget what happened with Truss? A True Tory Budget?
This is not a ringing endorsement of 'the same but gooder' economics from Labour btw.
This is not a ringing endorsement of 'the same but gooder' economics from Labour btw.
January 8, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Short term memory loss is real. Did we forget what happened with Truss? A True Tory Budget?
This is not a ringing endorsement of 'the same but gooder' economics from Labour btw.
This is not a ringing endorsement of 'the same but gooder' economics from Labour btw.