elixir of baja blast
@elixirofbajablast.bsky.social
one of the few accounts BRAVE enough to say that the chao garden mini game wasn’t as fun as you remember
don’t talk to me or my jorts ever again
February 6, 2026 at 6:56 PM
don’t talk to me or my jorts ever again
fiber optic catheter so you can piss really fast
February 6, 2026 at 5:33 AM
fiber optic catheter so you can piss really fast
oh lord, uncle jed is getting horny on main on truth social
February 6, 2026 at 12:42 AM
oh lord, uncle jed is getting horny on main on truth social
katy perry during the 2015 super bowl- “my left shark just went viral”
February 5, 2026 at 6:29 PM
katy perry during the 2015 super bowl- “my left shark just went viral”
milk prayed over by a priest call that pastorized
February 5, 2026 at 4:56 PM
milk prayed over by a priest call that pastorized
guy in dunder mifflin tshirt and cargo shorts is an endangered species
February 5, 2026 at 4:10 AM
guy in dunder mifflin tshirt and cargo shorts is an endangered species
a lot of discord mods about to pay the e-kitten tax
Blizzard and Sanrio team up for the cutest collection
Hello Kitty is about to steal a bunch of money from Overwatch players
Blizzard and Sanrio team up for the cutest collection
www.polygon.com
February 5, 2026 at 1:21 AM
a lot of discord mods about to pay the e-kitten tax
in the next kingdom hearts game sora is gonna cut off brer rabbit’s head with the keyblade
February 4, 2026 at 3:45 PM
in the next kingdom hearts game sora is gonna cut off brer rabbit’s head with the keyblade
can’t believe they call it a chopped cheese it tastes really good
February 4, 2026 at 4:03 AM
can’t believe they call it a chopped cheese it tastes really good
me grinding mob drops for 18 hours so my avatar can have slightly greener pants
February 4, 2026 at 3:49 AM
me grinding mob drops for 18 hours so my avatar can have slightly greener pants
do bald speed cyclists still need to wear those fuckass helmets?
February 3, 2026 at 11:41 PM
do bald speed cyclists still need to wear those fuckass helmets?
Bigfoot would go dummy on a ddr machine
February 3, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Bigfoot would go dummy on a ddr machine
banjo kazootie
February 3, 2026 at 5:00 PM
banjo kazootie
magic the gathering of the juggalos
February 3, 2026 at 4:00 PM
magic the gathering of the juggalos
who would’ve thought that one of the worst things about epstein island would be hearing jerry seinfeld do standup.
February 3, 2026 at 4:42 AM
who would’ve thought that one of the worst things about epstein island would be hearing jerry seinfeld do standup.
if the glove don’t fit you must acquit but it’s the hamburger helper mascot
February 3, 2026 at 12:39 AM
if the glove don’t fit you must acquit but it’s the hamburger helper mascot
mega man battle network sequel where he has to bust twitter blue check reply frogs
February 2, 2026 at 9:12 PM
mega man battle network sequel where he has to bust twitter blue check reply frogs
dare the shantae enjoyer in your life to unhide all the games on their steam account
February 2, 2026 at 3:48 PM
dare the shantae enjoyer in your life to unhide all the games on their steam account
you know jar jar gets wild with it in the bedroom
February 2, 2026 at 1:41 PM
you know jar jar gets wild with it in the bedroom
yall ever fart and it sounds like a minecraft villager
February 2, 2026 at 1:51 AM
yall ever fart and it sounds like a minecraft villager
eating a maraschino cherry off the stem is the dessert version of shrimp cocktail
February 1, 2026 at 8:33 PM
eating a maraschino cherry off the stem is the dessert version of shrimp cocktail
what would happen if I took a 4 iron and whacked the little ball off the top of their heads?
February 1, 2026 at 3:38 PM
what would happen if I took a 4 iron and whacked the little ball off the top of their heads?
little red riding hood walked so that lies of p could run
February 1, 2026 at 4:48 AM
little red riding hood walked so that lies of p could run