John Something
@elixxirz.bsky.social
Contextless snippets straight from my inner monologue. Hopefully some good song titles in there
Protocols for Cooking for God
December 29, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Protocols for Cooking for God
Mechanical punching bag
December 10, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Mechanical punching bag
Victim of the Sky
November 29, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Victim of the Sky
The Adventure Time series finale never ever gets old
July 18, 2025 at 9:15 PM
The Adventure Time series finale never ever gets old
Forget the mustard, it’s Karate Time!
July 16, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Forget the mustard, it’s Karate Time!
You fuck with Yo-Yo Ma?
July 4, 2025 at 1:43 PM
You fuck with Yo-Yo Ma?
Mr Robot is basically Terry Davis
June 1, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Mr Robot is basically Terry Davis
You ever hate the feeling of your toes touching or your teeth in your gums?
May 20, 2025 at 11:46 PM
You ever hate the feeling of your toes touching or your teeth in your gums?
True love is letting the cat sleep in your spot in the bed
March 18, 2025 at 2:46 AM
True love is letting the cat sleep in your spot in the bed
Fried meatball taco
March 12, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Fried meatball taco
Left upstairs, right downstairs.
February 28, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Left upstairs, right downstairs.
Is it soup or is it vomit?
February 24, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Is it soup or is it vomit?
Cats can be the most comfortable in the least comfortable positions imaginable
January 23, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Cats can be the most comfortable in the least comfortable positions imaginable
Hobbies include: blowing smoke into volumetric beams of light
January 23, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Hobbies include: blowing smoke into volumetric beams of light
Intellectual threat
January 19, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Intellectual threat
Is Dobby short for Dobert or Dobald?
December 18, 2024 at 12:52 AM
Is Dobby short for Dobert or Dobald?
Kaleidoscope of Lies
December 16, 2024 at 1:52 AM
Kaleidoscope of Lies
Squishmallow Fish Bag
December 14, 2024 at 8:49 PM
Squishmallow Fish Bag