i love you guys @thestorygraph.com but can you please update your social feed ui. i want to comment! i want my friends to reply to my comments! can’t get enough the personal reading stats features tho. ok ily bye

leaving the parking ticket pinned to my windshield to avoid further hits the same way a soldier covers himself in the blood of his fallen comrades and plays dead when the enemy troops ride through the battlefield assessing their victory

my parents told me i could pick the christmas movie we watch tonight and i said little women. nobody liked that

unironically one of the best things about human existence is when one person brings a treat to share with a group that has come together not with the purpose of sharing a treat (e.g., a workplace) and the treat changes the whole energy of the space for the better

tell us a perfect album that came out when you were 16