JP
@eljope.bsky.social
I hope you know this will go down on your permanent record.
Oof, indeed. That floating cat cafe needs to manifest in the physical world. Although with the current state of said world, I suspect it would balloon (groan) into an entire encampment. Hmm.
January 10, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Oof, indeed. That floating cat cafe needs to manifest in the physical world. Although with the current state of said world, I suspect it would balloon (groan) into an entire encampment. Hmm.
Got bit by O365 calendars no longer publishing as iCal to Google or Apple, because of the frickin' restrictions on User-Agent value? If so, had to workaround that myself, too.
December 26, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Got bit by O365 calendars no longer publishing as iCal to Google or Apple, because of the frickin' restrictions on User-Agent value? If so, had to workaround that myself, too.
🎵Last Christmas, I gazed at our star, but the very next day, it blazed us away...🎵
December 26, 2025 at 3:58 AM
🎵Last Christmas, I gazed at our star, but the very next day, it blazed us away...🎵
No quarter will be given.
December 18, 2025 at 6:19 PM
No quarter will be given.
Legit offer to sign? Where/how?
November 26, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Legit offer to sign? Where/how?
Festivus poles are still okay though, right?
November 13, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Festivus poles are still okay though, right?
"Leave everything to me!"
November 5, 2025 at 5:11 PM
"Leave everything to me!"
Ugh, my number one recurring nightmare.
October 11, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Ugh, my number one recurring nightmare.
Eek, WP? I hope that instance is well isolated from anything else you're doing.
July 21, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Eek, WP? I hope that instance is well isolated from anything else you're doing.
Waaaitaminute, that's an NYT game? Are you throwing subtle shade? *squints*
July 18, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Waaaitaminute, that's an NYT game? Are you throwing subtle shade? *squints*
The adventures of Florida Man and his sidekick Also Florida Man! Srsly, I expected the punchline to be that Frank now on the bench of the FL Supreme Court. Maybe it is, actually, but I am just too damned impatient.
July 10, 2025 at 7:31 AM
The adventures of Florida Man and his sidekick Also Florida Man! Srsly, I expected the punchline to be that Frank now on the bench of the FL Supreme Court. Maybe it is, actually, but I am just too damned impatient.
But... birds aren't real?? Or so I used to hear. Have ceased to actually care either way.
July 6, 2025 at 7:46 AM
But... birds aren't real?? Or so I used to hear. Have ceased to actually care either way.
If you can obtain pickle ice cream, then count me in.
July 3, 2025 at 11:38 PM
If you can obtain pickle ice cream, then count me in.
We have been rewatching the series and just saw that episode last week. So quaint!
July 3, 2025 at 11:36 PM
We have been rewatching the series and just saw that episode last week. So quaint!
Oh hell yes. I cast Non-Euclidean Geometry! Which is technically not paradoxical, but certainly messes with your head.
July 2, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Oh hell yes. I cast Non-Euclidean Geometry! Which is technically not paradoxical, but certainly messes with your head.
I mean, I'm out in yard doing manual labor anyway, so....
June 25, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I mean, I'm out in yard doing manual labor anyway, so....
Naw, can spell it correctly, albeit awkwardly:
MA---T
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Unless you're talking about the cartoon truck. Curious who he voted for.
MA---T
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Unless you're talking about the cartoon truck. Curious who he voted for.
June 20, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Naw, can spell it correctly, albeit awkwardly:
MA---T
---TER
Unless you're talking about the cartoon truck. Curious who he voted for.
MA---T
---TER
Unless you're talking about the cartoon truck. Curious who he voted for.