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Creator of Vitalivour. Drums, guitars, horrifying screams from the depths of the Abyss.
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Had a birthday party for my mom's 60th 😁 as you can see in the photo, my sister's dogs and my mom's dog are the best guests
Me sitting amongst three very adorable floofs. I am petting a younger darker golden colored dog, on my right side, as well as an older black and white dog in front of me. To my left sits an older, pale-golden dog. Both of the goldens have toys and look very hapy. The black and white dog looks directly into the camera
December 7, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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"Oh hohoho! Silly Democrats! Your precious Bill Clinton is in the Epstein emails too! What are you gunna do!"
The "why would _____ do this" meme of Hannibal Buress and Eric Andre but instead of "why would ____ do this!?" Hannibal is labeled as Bill Clinton in the first slide and Eric is labeled as Dems and leftists. The bottom slide is captioned "Release the damn files!"
November 22, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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Avatar was pretty dope
November 15, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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Here, lemme break out my crayons and help (no, dont eat any!)
November 9, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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Will and his fanboys love charts but they never pay attention to this one
A chart showing the relative price increases, accounting for inflation/devaluation of the dollar from 2000 to 2022. While things like TVs, cellphones, and other consumer goods have deflated in price, things like housing, medical services, food, and college tuition have skyrocketed.
November 9, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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*long, deep sigh*
A chart showing the relative price increases, accounting for inflation/devaluation of the dollar from 2000 to 2022. While things like TVs, cellphones, and other consumer goods have deflated in price, things like housing, medical services, food, and college tuition have skyrocketed.
November 9, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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Ah, yes, the richest 10% who are responsible for the majority of consuming are surely reflective of everyone else.

Also, since Will loves charts so much...
A chart showing the relative price increases, accounting for inflation/devaluation of the dollar from 2000 to 2022. While things like TVs, cellphones, and other consumer goods have deflated in price, things like housing, medical services, food, and college tuition have skyrocketed.
November 9, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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Dumb.
A chart showing the relative price increases, accounting for inflation/devaluation of the dollar from 2000 to 2022. While things like TVs, cellphones, and other consumer goods have deflated in price, things like housing, medical services, food, and college tuition have skyrocketed.
November 9, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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Excerpt from a convo with my brother below. Stop doomscrolling for a moment and let this sink in a bit. Take a breath.
Bro: "Video evidence showed BOTH shooting victims were not the narrative DHS sold. I hate being awake some days. I understand why that dude wanted plugged back into the Matrix. Reality, when you see, is shitty Especially when there's so little you can do about it" Me: "Yup. I understand Cypher's urge to get plugged back in, yet i could never give up that sweet, sweet taste of actually being alive. Of actually being aware and awake to it all. Fuckin hell does it hurt like a bitch a lot of the time, but there is real beauty in this world, peace to be found in the chaos, and love and connection to be felt at levels that can only be felt when you have experienced such pain and loss, and have seen the ugliness."
November 7, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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We KNOW it is a Nazi symbol, because the Nazis made it so
October 24, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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Bruhhhhhh
October 20, 2025 at 10:33 AM
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Without downloading anything, where are you mentally right now?
A robust man in his 50s, wearing a tan suit and cowboy hat smiles. From a scene in the movie, The Master of Disguise "Man sized meatballs"
October 19, 2025 at 9:48 AM
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Time to bring this Amendment to the forefront, i think:
The 4th Amendment of the United States Constitution, stylized with a somewhat fancy looking font: "The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized."
October 5, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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Sidenote: nice 😁
A screen cap showing I am the 420th like of this post
September 20, 2025 at 7:46 AM
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I love getting am eye exam and ending up lookin like i took acid or somethin 😂 my pupils are HUGE right now
A selfie of my face
September 15, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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Like... bruh lol
September 12, 2025 at 6:34 AM
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Not exactly. See the below pic. Also, unless you actually train and know how to use optics, they dont improve your shooting whatsoever at any distance
A view through a scope of a 1' by 1' paper target at 200 yards
September 11, 2025 at 7:41 AM
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Like... look
A view through a (4x) scope at a paper target at 200 yards. The target is about 1 ft by 1ft, and looks VERY small, even with the scope.
September 11, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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My sister was eating chicken and... omg 😂 this dog, man
An adorable dog stares at some chicken (off screen) with her big brown eyes. She is sitting on her hind legs with her front paws on an extended recliner-couch leg rest. Her ears are floppy, her fur is a fluffy black and white with light streaks of brown.
August 23, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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August 22, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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Safety is sexy #safety #safetyissexy
A selfie of me in my car. I am wearing glasses with side-shields for safety and stroking my goatee
August 20, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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I saw a bat at work hangin out right by the door at my work the other day! Spooky season is here babyyyyy! 🤘😃🤘
A fluffy little bat with adorable little ears taking a nap on a wall right next to the door to enter my job. There were very few bugs in the area, so I assume he was lethargic from having an excellent feast.
August 17, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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This is unhinged behavior
Screenshot of a bio showing the account is following over 173,500 accounts. "Animal lover, senior, liberal, athiest, healthy vegan, music lover, book lover, nature lover and best life navigator (Squirrel!) Kindness matters"
August 14, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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Uh oh!
A column of wildfire smoke rises from the side of a mountain. The fire is several miles away, but close enough to cause a lot of concern for anyone with asthma
August 13, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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August 9, 2025 at 2:03 AM