If I ever win millions of dollars, don’t be surprised if you see me buy some land and build an animal sanctuary of senior dogs, mini cows, mini horses, and pygmy goats.

I wish life had a fast-forward button because these next four years are going to be torture.

Spending this Inauguration Day of “that thing” by watching RuPaul’s Drag Race UK.

After the election, I’m choosing to focus on the little, mundane things that bring me joy. Today, I find joy in a brand new mattress pad. 😊

Bought a new car today before the economy goes into the tank. #thinkingahead