I'm definitely going to give too much time trying to picture this exciting new phrase

Needs saying over and over

You know the rule: special things only happen on Fridays

Vibe changing prepositions

Definitely better without so consider it a happy ending 🙂

This episode brought back all those golden memories 😱🤬 #thearchers

Live-in partner dumped after his 'surprise' for me returning from trip away was that he'd hoovered the stairs

deactivated f***b**k last week - same rule applies

#toxicpositivity

Agree!

Read the last part as defecated

"In 1986 Baudrillard was noting that in society “the scene and the mirror have given way to a screen and a network”. He predicted the use of the smartphone, foreseeing each person in control of a machine which would isolate them “in a position of perfect sovereignty”, like “an astronaut in a bubble”

Tbh I'm up for it

At the moment everything reads like a metaphor in which meaning might be retrofitted - in a desperate attempt to make it/anything make sense!

Tackling this has been set as a challenge to schools from the government, using the subtle art of fines. Causes are complicated though and often require deeper intervention, which requires funding, which isn't available so.....

'persistent school absence' since the schools were closed in the pandemic is proving difficult to recover from, I'm guessing this is what this part of the storyline is hinting at