oh wee ooh i look just like dodi fayed

oh oh you're camilla parker bowles

I think I understand the whole 'nothing ever happens' thing now in that the US is now an outwardly fascist country, Trump has been caught saying birthright citizens are next on the chopping block, and yet everyone acts like it's just Tuesday

Extremely funny how there seems to be an epidemic now of cis women being removed from bathrooms because they don't look 'womanly' enough. And by funny, I mean horrific

you think advertising guys ever get enthralled by their own products. like they're typing up a new campaign and go 'fuck... i could really go for a snickers™ right now'

if you are evil, please unfollow me. my account is NOT a safe space for the evil community 😊✨

mildor's plume

no school tomorrow

had that anal sewing dream again