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Ms. Murphy if you're nasty, and you most assuredly are
@ellieafterthought.bsky.social
I'm a Swiss Army Unicorn and a born-again misanthrope. I do all my own stunts.
This isn't on the playlist, but I'm digging it.
Santa Claus is Coming for Your Eyes
YouTube video by The Dead Milkmen
youtu.be
December 16, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Wellllll...

History has shown us what to do about it. Just sayin'...
December 16, 2025 at 1:45 AM
But... but... Brawndo has what plants crave!
December 14, 2025 at 3:25 PM
For her, the grifting IS the work.
December 14, 2025 at 3:15 PM
By "primaried," he means "be hounded by sub-literate death threats."
December 14, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Nate Silver is a hack.

He may have been right about a thing once and has been chasing that high ever since.
December 14, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I know a contractor there who just finished changing all their working docs to Calibri... I understand that they use Garamond for things as well. I'm surprised they didn't go all in on that!
December 10, 2025 at 10:51 PM
There's also a @sleepnumber.bsky.social ad that snuck up on me last night.
December 7, 2025 at 2:57 PM
He was a wee bit manic as we went looking for a new bulb in the nearest hardware store (who knew?)
"This is why they don't let me out in public."
"So, you need supervision?"
"Yes."
"You know I'm only going to 'yes and' your chaos..."
December 7, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Here is my chill list...

youtube.com/playlist?lis...
Chill Holiday - YouTube
youtube.com
December 5, 2025 at 12:32 PM
That's cool!

(Sudden realization)

Wait a minute...

Dude...
December 4, 2025 at 9:47 PM
The beer goggles of war.
December 2, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Dinner rolls and stuffing biscuits!
November 27, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I also have no material for when they put me on the spot for the blessing. I'd pass the torch to Miss M, but she is not in attendance. And, for the past few years, I have curated a tight five of Thanksgiving-themed jokes.

Why had I never thought of that before? Comedy is my religion!
November 27, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I never missed an episode.
November 27, 2025 at 3:32 PM