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I’ve never known an English estate agent to even put forward an offer without reviewing finances. They don’t like to waste their sellers time. If this agent let it make her look bad, then really it’s on her for not anticipating crazies.
February 10, 2026 at 10:50 PM
I’ve never known an English estate agent to even put forward an offer without reviewing finances. They don’t like to waste their sellers time. If this agent let it make her look bad, then really it’s on her for not anticipating crazies.
Maybe. But you know, not everything is about a man’s pleasure. If he was good enough in the first place, maybe she wouldn’t need her alone time. Why should she give that up too just to satisfy a man’s desires, when he maybe can’t satisfy hers?
January 31, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Maybe. But you know, not everything is about a man’s pleasure. If he was good enough in the first place, maybe she wouldn’t need her alone time. Why should she give that up too just to satisfy a man’s desires, when he maybe can’t satisfy hers?
Ha! Yes, you can. Seriously, men are mostly self interested. A vibrator is a tool just for female pleasure. Can you blame us for wanting to actually orgasm ourselves?
January 31, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Ha! Yes, you can. Seriously, men are mostly self interested. A vibrator is a tool just for female pleasure. Can you blame us for wanting to actually orgasm ourselves?
Maybe (assuming it’s a woman) she wants an orgasm? My fella gets it every day, so he’s not complaining. But asking a bloke if he wants a shag often gets a woman zilch. I love my vibrator - it’s for my pleasure. Men wank all the time. Why shouldn’t women? We like multiple orgasms.
January 31, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Maybe (assuming it’s a woman) she wants an orgasm? My fella gets it every day, so he’s not complaining. But asking a bloke if he wants a shag often gets a woman zilch. I love my vibrator - it’s for my pleasure. Men wank all the time. Why shouldn’t women? We like multiple orgasms.
I’d rather imagine Anthony Bourdain. I mean, has Ramsey ever given anyone praise? And well, he’s no fun. I miss Bourdain.
January 30, 2026 at 11:55 PM
I’d rather imagine Anthony Bourdain. I mean, has Ramsey ever given anyone praise? And well, he’s no fun. I miss Bourdain.
This isn’t a country though. It’s international. I get you, half the time NHS want it in pounds, half in kgs. But I guess someone who thinks 4 stone loss is nothing is American.
January 27, 2026 at 1:24 AM
This isn’t a country though. It’s international. I get you, half the time NHS want it in pounds, half in kgs. But I guess someone who thinks 4 stone loss is nothing is American.
Oh Robert’s mum, no one is falling for this. He’s off screwing a couch. Leave him to it. It’s what they like.
January 27, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Oh Robert’s mum, no one is falling for this. He’s off screwing a couch. Leave him to it. It’s what they like.
Yes, and he also seems to think ‘force sex’ and ‘rape’ are different things. Men are so deluded about these matters. No one should be surprised women choose cats or bears.
January 27, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Yes, and he also seems to think ‘force sex’ and ‘rape’ are different things. Men are so deluded about these matters. No one should be surprised women choose cats or bears.
I guess she wanted him to grow up, find a partner & have grand kids. Good for him that he didn’t.
January 27, 2026 at 12:59 AM
I guess she wanted him to grow up, find a partner & have grand kids. Good for him that he didn’t.
Opposite way around here. Our guy always calls me by my first name & holds on to the package a bit too long. Freaks me out. He’s just memorised it at this point. My husband doesn’t even call me by my first name.
January 27, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Opposite way around here. Our guy always calls me by my first name & holds on to the package a bit too long. Freaks me out. He’s just memorised it at this point. My husband doesn’t even call me by my first name.
Are most fesshole readers men? Maybe the ones who comment on obvious posts are. But lots of women read this, laugh and say nothing.
January 27, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Are most fesshole readers men? Maybe the ones who comment on obvious posts are. But lots of women read this, laugh and say nothing.
What? No. Grey toe stuff? This must be a man.
January 25, 2026 at 3:03 AM
What? No. Grey toe stuff? This must be a man.
This is so badly writer for a pedant. It’s hilarious really.
January 25, 2026 at 3:01 AM
This is so badly writer for a pedant. It’s hilarious really.
I had to give 8 vials of blood yesterday. So that very much felt live giving bloods as there were so many. I actually felt worse when I left then when I just gave a pint of blood.
January 25, 2026 at 2:53 AM
I had to give 8 vials of blood yesterday. So that very much felt live giving bloods as there were so many. I actually felt worse when I left then when I just gave a pint of blood.
You’re from the South aren’t you? One of those people who find Harry Hil, Ricky Gervais and Leewhatever hewascalled funny. Yep, I don’t understand. But whatever floats your boat mate, crack on crabby.
January 25, 2026 at 2:43 AM
You’re from the South aren’t you? One of those people who find Harry Hil, Ricky Gervais and Leewhatever hewascalled funny. Yep, I don’t understand. But whatever floats your boat mate, crack on crabby.
Golden brown is a song about heroin. So it’s not what they meant. But may I also suggest, Gigantic by the Pixies - Paul has a big cock but you could sing ‘a big, big log’?’ It would work better
January 25, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Golden brown is a song about heroin. So it’s not what they meant. But may I also suggest, Gigantic by the Pixies - Paul has a big cock but you could sing ‘a big, big log’?’ It would work better
This happens to me every time I go to the dental hygienist. Several times I have got an accidental motorboat off an old, unattractive lady. She doesn’t care, so whatever, let it go
January 16, 2026 at 12:16 AM
This happens to me every time I go to the dental hygienist. Several times I have got an accidental motorboat off an old, unattractive lady. She doesn’t care, so whatever, let it go
Ah, that’s not love. At best lust. Realistically, a harmless never happen fantasy. I am glad you are free, and can now enjoy your friendship. But don’t kid yourself that uou ever loved her
January 16, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Ah, that’s not love. At best lust. Realistically, a harmless never happen fantasy. I am glad you are free, and can now enjoy your friendship. But don’t kid yourself that uou ever loved her
I am oddly proud of you. This is a race I would never win. Keep up the good work.
January 16, 2026 at 12:06 AM
I am oddly proud of you. This is a race I would never win. Keep up the good work.
Yikes. He is literally using the kind of stolen slop which puts you out of a paying job. I’d have been disappointed my brother cared so little for my skill-set that he’d support a system that steals & butchers it, not becuase he didn’t ask me for a freebie
January 11, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Yikes. He is literally using the kind of stolen slop which puts you out of a paying job. I’d have been disappointed my brother cared so little for my skill-set that he’d support a system that steals & butchers it, not becuase he didn’t ask me for a freebie
Seriously? I’m 34. Albeit, I have a PhD in English Literature. But books are fact checked, Wikipedia is often nonsense - plus, who wants them on the internet age 8? My child uses physical books for actual facts.
January 11, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Seriously? I’m 34. Albeit, I have a PhD in English Literature. But books are fact checked, Wikipedia is often nonsense - plus, who wants them on the internet age 8? My child uses physical books for actual facts.
I have male friends who don’t see how awesome their wives are compared to them. These guys then demand open relationships, wives reluctantly agree, but then the women get love whilst men get rejection. Of course, the men blame women, but it’s their own fault. They don’t how lucky they were.
January 11, 2026 at 1:47 AM
I have male friends who don’t see how awesome their wives are compared to them. These guys then demand open relationships, wives reluctantly agree, but then the women get love whilst men get rejection. Of course, the men blame women, but it’s their own fault. They don’t how lucky they were.
Bullshit- sanitary pads are never really ‘warm’, never mind when they’re in a bin. Also, why are the comments from men always so grossed out by period blood? They don’t care where they leave sperm.
January 11, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Bullshit- sanitary pads are never really ‘warm’, never mind when they’re in a bin. Also, why are the comments from men always so grossed out by period blood? They don’t care where they leave sperm.
What? No. I buy guys stuff all the time. I just don’t want them to think I owe them anything, because men do things like that. Woman & woman don’t keep score because we don’t think we can ‘buy people for £3’
January 11, 2026 at 1:23 AM
What? No. I buy guys stuff all the time. I just don’t want them to think I owe them anything, because men do things like that. Woman & woman don’t keep score because we don’t think we can ‘buy people for £3’
I’m allergic to Tofu (coincides with lentils, eggs, milk, somehow pineapple?) I’m still vegan because I’m not looking for a bullshit excuse. Have you heard of vegetables? How about jackfruit/ seitan? Your excuse is lame
January 11, 2026 at 1:06 AM
I’m allergic to Tofu (coincides with lentils, eggs, milk, somehow pineapple?) I’m still vegan because I’m not looking for a bullshit excuse. Have you heard of vegetables? How about jackfruit/ seitan? Your excuse is lame