Ellie the immigrant
@ellietheimmigrant.bsky.social
Romanian living in the UK, I spend most of my time sat in a bean-bag by the window, or under the covers of mum and dad's bed. Don't ask what breed I am... I'm everything I need to be, probably with a bit of weasel and cat in here too.
Hey Rambo - you forgot to include the bonus for your human of pooing onto brambles and thorns. It makes for a much more interactive bagging process!
August 18, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Hey Rambo - you forgot to include the bonus for your human of pooing onto brambles and thorns. It makes for a much more interactive bagging process!
Excellent work Archibald.
August 13, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Excellent work Archibald.
Good work #sophiefromromania. Though watch out for tractors - I don't trust those at all!
June 11, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Good work #sophiefromromania. Though watch out for tractors - I don't trust those at all!
We'll never turn down a treat!
April 15, 2025 at 12:38 PM
We'll never turn down a treat!
Dogs. If your owners forget to leave used engine oil out, stamping in your own freshly hatched brown trout before parading around your domain is an ideal substitute.
March 14, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Dogs. If your owners forget to leave used engine oil out, stamping in your own freshly hatched brown trout before parading around your domain is an ideal substitute.
The ultimate egg guard!
March 14, 2025 at 6:21 PM
The ultimate egg guard!
The idea of this box getting delivered to me is the stuff of nightmares!
March 14, 2025 at 6:19 PM
The idea of this box getting delivered to me is the stuff of nightmares!
This is the problem with cats - they don't know how to play the long game!
February 1, 2025 at 4:59 PM
This is the problem with cats - they don't know how to play the long game!
Good work my friend. We need to consider a team job...
February 1, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Good work my friend. We need to consider a team job...
I don't know... It looks to me like he's searching for his keys while you wait impatiently to be let in! That's what I'd do... Maybe a yelp and a punch at the door with a paw for good measure.
January 30, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I don't know... It looks to me like he's searching for his keys while you wait impatiently to be let in! That's what I'd do... Maybe a yelp and a punch at the door with a paw for good measure.
I don't have the best relationship with cats, but you get my best wishes!
January 27, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I don't have the best relationship with cats, but you get my best wishes!