Elliott Christ
@elliosenor.bsky.social
Motion graphics artist and video editor, as well as musician, sometime comedy writer (Onion News Network), and bunch of other things. Hobbies include eating food and breathing oxygen. Phoenixville, PA.
The war in Venezuela is going to be called Operation Penis Sufficient or some shit, isn’t it.
November 16, 2025 at 1:30 AM
The war in Venezuela is going to be called Operation Penis Sufficient or some shit, isn’t it.
John Oliver once said that America’s official motto is “Ronald Reagan made it worse.”
November 15, 2025 at 11:44 PM
John Oliver once said that America’s official motto is “Ronald Reagan made it worse.”
You mean he blew The Love Sponge? What a downgrade!
November 15, 2025 at 5:20 AM
You mean he blew The Love Sponge? What a downgrade!
“I wish” is such a weird and wrong response to “I bet you’re in the Epstein files.” How much more weird and wrong of a response can you get?
“Here’s a list of the FBI’s 10 Most Wanted.”
“Sign me up!”
“This person is on death row after committing a double homicide.”
“Aw, jealous!”
“Here’s a list of the FBI’s 10 Most Wanted.”
“Sign me up!”
“This person is on death row after committing a double homicide.”
“Aw, jealous!”
November 15, 2025 at 4:15 AM
“I wish” is such a weird and wrong response to “I bet you’re in the Epstein files.” How much more weird and wrong of a response can you get?
“Here’s a list of the FBI’s 10 Most Wanted.”
“Sign me up!”
“This person is on death row after committing a double homicide.”
“Aw, jealous!”
“Here’s a list of the FBI’s 10 Most Wanted.”
“Sign me up!”
“This person is on death row after committing a double homicide.”
“Aw, jealous!”
How many times can you vary Goldberg before enough is enough?
November 14, 2025 at 12:51 AM
How many times can you vary Goldberg before enough is enough?
Isn’t speaking in word salad a hallmark of dementia?
November 13, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Isn’t speaking in word salad a hallmark of dementia?
I hope yes. But I wouldn’t be surprised if no.
November 13, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I hope yes. But I wouldn’t be surprised if no.
“At least he didn’t do any *real* child abuse, like telling them it’s okay to be trans.”
November 13, 2025 at 8:05 PM
“At least he didn’t do any *real* child abuse, like telling them it’s okay to be trans.”
FLOWCHART:
Is he “both parties are bad”-ing?
v
Yes No
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Is he doing it from the left?
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Yes No
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Fuck him.
Is he “both parties are bad”-ing?
v
Yes No
v
Is he doing it from the left?
v
Yes No
v
Fuck him.
November 13, 2025 at 7:16 PM
FLOWCHART:
Is he “both parties are bad”-ing?
v
Yes No
v
Is he doing it from the left?
v
Yes No
v
Fuck him.
Is he “both parties are bad”-ing?
v
Yes No
v
Is he doing it from the left?
v
Yes No
v
Fuck him.
“He was into barely legal fatal stabbings, like he stabbed people two, three times. He wasn’t into, like, stabbing people 90 times.”
November 13, 2025 at 6:43 PM
“He was into barely legal fatal stabbings, like he stabbed people two, three times. He wasn’t into, like, stabbing people 90 times.”
Can I guess that you’ve gotten “well, you know, you could adopt…”
November 13, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Can I guess that you’ve gotten “well, you know, you could adopt…”
Skin as part of brain?
a man with glasses is surrounded by a glowing circle and the website pmitf.com is displayed below him
Alt: Eric Warheim having his mind blown
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Skin as part of brain?
The ultimate Brother Estrangement.
November 13, 2025 at 3:21 PM
The ultimate Brother Estrangement.
I’d seen some job listings from FIRE describing it as a “free speech” organization, and I’ve hesitated to apply because I wondered if it was a “marginalized people deserve a voice” free speech organization or a “people are too woke on campus” free speech organization. I guess I have my answer.
November 13, 2025 at 1:49 PM
I’d seen some job listings from FIRE describing it as a “free speech” organization, and I’ve hesitated to apply because I wondered if it was a “marginalized people deserve a voice” free speech organization or a “people are too woke on campus” free speech organization. I guess I have my answer.
And that, my friends, is how a Fox News audience learns the word “Ephebophilia.”
November 13, 2025 at 2:32 AM
And that, my friends, is how a Fox News audience learns the word “Ephebophilia.”
Dermot Mulroney
November 12, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Dermot Mulroney
Yippie! Paul Krassner is in the Epstein Files.
November 12, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Yippie! Paul Krassner is in the Epstein Files.
Yippie! Paul Krassner is in the Epstein files!
November 12, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Yippie! Paul Krassner is in the Epstein files!
A literal brick with googly eyes would have done more.
November 12, 2025 at 6:29 PM
A literal brick with googly eyes would have done more.