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Elliott Cowan
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I just heard The Mar-a-Lago Morons have just been awarded The Stanley Cup. They are also the pick for The Super Bowl. With a team like that, why even play the games?

#25thAmendment
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January 17, 2026 at 2:13 PM
Wanabee Dictator day 1

Dictator day 354

#thisisagoodthing?

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January 9, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Shoot someone in the middle of the street and know one will do anything about it

Don’t fuck with us

Piggie, stupid, dumb, fake news

….and you all are asking yourself, why?

#thereisananswer

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January 8, 2026 at 4:39 PM
January 7, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Tim Walz values his family and himself. He doesn’t want to live through the #trump death threats. That part I get however, it will be interesting to read how he truly feels when he writes his Book. Democrats in America unfortunately submit to the bully and then fight with words.

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January 5, 2026 at 4:17 PM
For those in POWER who can actually do something, like stopping this #ah. Ask yourself, is POSTING doing something!!!???

#ffsAmerica!

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January 4, 2026 at 4:58 PM
It’s very interesting how we can write about the last #ahole who decided his own country wasn’t enough but can’t remember WHAT HAPPENED next.

#wakeup #removehim

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January 3, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Just think #america…he originally just wanted a civil war but nooooo you’ve enabled him to go after the World.

#fu…remove him already

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January 3, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Because it’s obvious, can we the people sue #trump over the edit of his official Christmas card. Parts of right hand is not real. We know how he hates any form of manipulation.

#howmuch?

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December 25, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Curious…will Adam Sandler put Rob Schneider in his next movie or just pay him to not…..

🇨🇦✌️#showbiz
December 22, 2025 at 5:44 PM
We used to tell our kids, NO…..and it worked.

How about you try that with #trump?🤔

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December 18, 2025 at 8:16 PM
#SoftWhiteUnderbelly Well Mark your latest viral video is ahead….Have you secured Andy Dick and Rebecca for a joint post rehab video yet? Perhaps the Whittakers can supply the location.

#hitsandgiggles right?

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December 13, 2025 at 3:51 PM
America should be happy I even want to come there. My personal info, especially regarding how I feel about your supreme leader is NONE of your business.

The world is a big place....#trump can #gfhimself

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December 12, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Say what you like….#Matthews has been relatively invisible without Marner.

🇨🇦✌️ #LeafsForever
November 28, 2025 at 10:27 PM
The continuous blood on #trump hands are turning him from orange to red.

#whendoesthisend #america?

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November 27, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Saw a clip of Bill O'Reilly on the ( I am soooo overexposed) @howiemandel podcast. Really Howie? This is someone who’s hand you wouldn’t touch yet his past ‘proven’ actions you seemingly embrace?

#hits and #likes over respectability….

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November 21, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I guess Alice Cooper has to change the title now. ‘Schools Out, Forever’!

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November 20, 2025 at 7:27 PM
#Ronaldo laughing with #trump strolling the grounds…what a load!

#anotherlostLEGACY

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November 19, 2025 at 4:01 PM
#trump says yes for his sheep to vote to allow the release….he’ll VETO it and then shortly thereafter he’ll let Maxwell out for good measure.

#hypocrisyrulesamerica

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November 17, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Kevin O’Leary seems to love to defend #EpsteinTrumpFiles and #trump…wonder why? I assume jealousy….he’s upset he’s just a tad young to have been included.

#moron #revokehispassport

#cbc #cnn #msnbc #foxnews

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November 16, 2025 at 3:10 PM
@donlemonofficial.bsky.social
Although I agreed with most of his personal defence, however, here’s a question for Wolff.

Did you ever close your eyes, turn your back, leave the room knowing Epstein was raping a young girl?

You know, for the story.

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November 15, 2025 at 10:06 PM
So…does Adam Sandler put Rob Schneider in his next movie or just pay him to not? #dilemma 🇨🇦✌️#justathought
November 7, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I believe the non aggressive form of treatment being used towards #trump (cancer) isn't working. Perhaps a more aggressive approach is warranted.

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November 3, 2025 at 2:26 PM
#trump biggest contribution to world peace would be his disappearance.

🇨🇦✌️#anytimenow #enoughisenough
October 31, 2025 at 3:30 PM
@stevedangle20.bsky.social

Cowan (no relation btw) to the Marlies, Robertson to….who cares and for who cares, check the supermarket for some heart and let’s get the season going.

🇨🇦✌️🤣 #LeafsForever
October 20, 2025 at 3:52 PM