Hercule Hobroit
@elmobones.bsky.social
As if Dryads have no social lives
January 30, 2026 at 6:03 AM
As if Dryads have no social lives
This is exactly how I felt walking down the aisles of Costco looking for a broom and a trash can.
Spoiler alert: they dont sell brooms.
Spoiler alert: they dont sell brooms.
January 25, 2026 at 12:56 AM
This is exactly how I felt walking down the aisles of Costco looking for a broom and a trash can.
Spoiler alert: they dont sell brooms.
Spoiler alert: they dont sell brooms.
The book is called 1001 dad jokes
January 15, 2026 at 8:26 PM
The book is called 1001 dad jokes
It's a gouda joke!
January 15, 2026 at 7:52 PM
It's a gouda joke!
What did the slice of bread say to the slice of cheese?
<<You're the best thing since me>>
<<You're the best thing since me>>
January 15, 2026 at 7:48 PM
What did the slice of bread say to the slice of cheese?
<<You're the best thing since me>>
<<You're the best thing since me>>