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A. Elms
@elmsandr.bsky.social
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Can you think of anything that would make Dray punch him more than being a basketball dumbass?
December 27, 2025 at 1:54 PM
I had you pegged as more of a Metros guy.
December 26, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Pop. Six. Squish. Uh-uh. Holmes - dipshitz.
December 26, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I don’t care what they say, this is a good skeet.
December 25, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I guess we know not to trust your opinion in the future.
December 21, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Also, their fight song is the longest in the universe, we used to sing ‘this is the song that never ends’ when they would play the whole thing.
December 21, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Really? I remember them having a band when I was in school… wait, dammit, that math lines up.
December 21, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I know from a long time ago what a fool believes and Michael Macdonald go together pretty well.
December 19, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I used to subscribe to a physical newsletter mostly because it was described as being ‘delivered to your door by a uniformed member of the US Government.’
December 18, 2025 at 10:00 PM
In the bleak midwinter.
December 17, 2025 at 1:21 AM
They likely booked another Ken White, knowing the British history of just putting on the wrong guest.
December 16, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Do you have any good takes?
December 15, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I’m pretty certain he did not, mostly due to the linear nature of time.
December 15, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Absolutely. And nobody would care, because Lane.
December 10, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Does it have to be a book? Can you just swear in with your hand on a 5 way?
December 9, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Heck, even if they don’t completely match it—-why would he leave? His record at ISU is fine; but that would get him fired at PSU.
December 5, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Can somebody change his name to Ms Chanandler Bong?
December 4, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Do you have any correct takes?
December 3, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Weird, I think Smith just displayed some courage.
November 30, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Would now, would have then.
November 30, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Dunno, that still has a possibility of moving forward.
November 30, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Because they only had 10 guys, didn’t want them to snap it and give up a stupid return.
November 30, 2025 at 2:47 AM
(All microwaves work that way)

Probably time for a new microwave as some of the shielding isn’t working quite right.
November 30, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Meh, I’d prefer he used a clarinet, but high brass will do. Signed- trombonist.
November 29, 2025 at 9:26 PM