Eric Muller
@elmunc.bsky.social
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Fading lawprof. Scholar of WWII Japanese American incarceration. Quasi-intermediate bassist. Squeeze, XTC, Fountains of Wayne. Lover of small dogs--yes, all of them.
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Not possible under American law. Appeals courts can't increase the length of sentences imposed by trial-level courts.
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It's part of this campus "festival on the intersection of human creativity and AI."

Even its marketing art is dystopian.
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My law school is holding a mock trial later this month using AI bots as jurors.
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But TurningPoint USA *just* called for him to be fired.
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Radical ties get you suspended at #UNC Chapel Hill—unless they’re to the Confederacy, in which case they get you $2.5 million to build a shrine to a secessionist monument.
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how many in the class?
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We regret to announce the cancellation of our 2025 symposium, "Do Cancellations of Public Law School Symposia Addressing Current Grave Threats to the Rule of Law Violate the First Amendment?"

#lawsky #academicsky
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Anyone serious about looking into this should also be asking about these governing bodies' LAWYERS. Are they advising their clients that these practices are lawful? It has gone on so long that the lawyers must either be saying this is OK or turning a blind eye to protracted defiance of their advice.
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I was on UNC's Faculty Executive Committee during the controversies over the Confederate statue & the university's COVID-19 response.

NEVER ONCE was ANY proposed action or policy debated in open session.

This is standard operating procedure.

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www.insidehighered.com/news/governa...
Former Provost Sues UNC Chapel Hill
Chris Clemens alleged in his lawsuit that some board members and a dean violated state open meetings and records laws. A professor says his suit is “hypocritical.”
www.insidehighered.com
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We're now accepting submissions for our 2026 Symposium, "The Prosperity Constitution."
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We regret to announce the cancellation of our 2025 symposium, "Do Cancellations of Public Law School Symposia Addressing Current Grave Threats to the Rule of Law Violate the First Amendment?"

#lawsky #academicsky
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I literally have to spoon-feed this bot. Copilot is garbage.

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We can also be sure he's never met an octopus.
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This is almost as undignified and unpresidential as that horrid tan suit
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My oh my, the things those fascists would do!
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"𝐍𝐞𝐰𝐬 𝐜𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐚 17-𝐲𝐫-𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐉𝐞𝐰 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐭 𝐯𝐨𝐦 𝐑𝐚𝐭𝐡. 𝐓𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐝𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐝...𝐬𝐚𝐢𝐝: 𝐚 𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐩𝐢𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐠 𝐛𝐨𝐲 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐭 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐨𝐧𝐞. 𝐅𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐮𝐬 𝐰/𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐭𝐬 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐝𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭. 𝐖𝐞 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰: 𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐉𝐞𝐰 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐉𝐞𝐰𝐢𝐬𝐡 𝐩𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞."

-𝐉𝐮𝐥𝐢𝐮𝐬 𝐒𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐫, 10 𝐍𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 1938
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I edited to meet Bluesky character limits. Here's the original.
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"𝐍𝐞𝐰𝐬 𝐜𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐚 17-𝐲𝐫-𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐉𝐞𝐰 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐭 𝐯𝐨𝐦 𝐑𝐚𝐭𝐡. 𝐓𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐝𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐝...𝐬𝐚𝐢𝐝: 𝐚 𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐩𝐢𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐠 𝐛𝐨𝐲 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐭 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐨𝐧𝐞. 𝐅𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐮𝐬 𝐰/𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐭𝐬 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐝𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭. 𝐖𝐞 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰: 𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐉𝐞𝐰 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐉𝐞𝐰𝐢𝐬𝐡 𝐩𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞."

-𝐉𝐮𝐥𝐢𝐮𝐬 𝐒𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐫, 10 𝐍𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 1938
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In the fullness of time, Charlie Kirk might be our generation's Ernst vom Rath.