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elohelecksdee.bsky.social
Jan 𓃬 Jan
@elohelecksdee.bsky.social
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elohelecksdee.bsky.social
entering my baking era with pomegranate lemon shortbread cookies
Three light tan colored circular cookies with red colored recessed pits where pomegranate arils shriveled while they were baking sitting on a white plate
January 13, 2026 at 8:37 PM
elohelecksdee.bsky.social
don't mind if i do
a cropped screenshot that has text that says "Discover more "garbanzo beans"content:"
January 7, 2026 at 12:26 PM
elohelecksdee.bsky.social
about to physically harm this bitch
a baby pygmy hippo
January 2, 2026 at 1:51 PM
elohelecksdee.bsky.social
yeah man, i love smiling friends
various characters from the show, the amazing world of gumball
December 31, 2025 at 5:16 AM
elohelecksdee.bsky.social
our cat took a group selfie
a black cat in the foreground with two white women cuddling and smiling for the camera behind her
December 29, 2025 at 2:16 AM
elohelecksdee.bsky.social
i-is santa gonna be okay?
December 25, 2025 at 3:09 PM
elohelecksdee.bsky.social
the true meaning of christmas
December 25, 2025 at 6:41 AM
elohelecksdee.bsky.social
i'm so fucking dead
a black cat laying on a grey sweater and blue blanket. her front right paw is sticking out in front of her, and her mouth is fully open with a scrunched up face as she's in the middle of a big yawn
December 25, 2025 at 3:07 AM
elohelecksdee.bsky.social
you could say i SQUASHed my appetite
oven roasted vegetables and acorn squash a plate with; mashed potatoes; mac and cheese; a roll; a cornbread muffin; asparagus; and a acorn squash quarter stuffed with roasted vegetables, goat cheese and toasted pecans
December 25, 2025 at 2:39 AM
elohelecksdee.bsky.social
in the future, getting a consult for bottom surgery should go a little something like this
December 23, 2025 at 9:28 AM
elohelecksdee.bsky.social
you know your girl got at least a few strikes
a white trans chick with brown hair as seen from the back. she is wearing a purplish to, black leggings, a gray carhartt beanie, and some red and black bowling shoes, because she's at a bowling alley. she is standing in front of the lane watching her ball hurdle towards a full set of pins
December 22, 2025 at 4:23 AM
elohelecksdee.bsky.social
from the vaults: jan's tits
a photo of a chubby white trans chick with brown hair and glasses taken from the waist up and her arms mostly or of frame so only her torso and head are in frame. she's topless—that is, her tits are out—and she's wearing gray shorts
December 20, 2025 at 10:23 AM
elohelecksdee.bsky.social
i ate your shit and hair please respond
a smiley face with shit and hair covering its face and its hands clasped together below it with shit stains on its fingertips
December 20, 2025 at 9:48 AM
elohelecksdee.bsky.social
hanging out with a dumb bitch
a white trans woman holding a black cat in the crook of her elbow
December 20, 2025 at 6:18 AM
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December 19, 2025 at 2:37 AM
elohelecksdee.bsky.social
girls love it when i give 'em the nutty lunch
a preview image for a YouTube video with large text that reads "Nutty Lunch" and a can of "Nut Luncheon" by the YouTuber Atomic Shrimp
December 19, 2025 at 1:33 AM
elohelecksdee.bsky.social
eight years ago today, a dude realized he didn't want to be a dude anymore
an old driver's license photo of me back when i was ostensibly a white dude with brown hair, glasses, and some scraggly facial hair. i'm scrapping the bottom of the barrel here y'all! for understandable reasons, i had little desire to photograph myself :( me, a white trans chick with brown hair, a septum piercing, and glasses. my left arm is extended to take a selfie. i'm wearing a gray crop top, black pants, and a black zip-up hoodie
December 18, 2025 at 6:48 AM
elohelecksdee.bsky.social
~7 years?

i honestly don't remember when that pretransition pic was taken
a pretranditon Jan kneeling on one knee in from of a broken fence, broken tube television, and discarded mattress. the individual is masculine in appearance with only slightly long brown hair and a shaggy beard and mustache. they are also wearing glasses, a blue t shirt, grey sweatpants, and brown slippers, while also being covered in a fleece blanket with some kind of animal on it. Jan, a white trans chick with brown hair, taking a selfie in the bathroom with her left arm outreached to hold the phone and her right arm tucked in so only her hand, which is throwing a peace sign, and wrist are visible. she is wearing glasses, a gray cami, and yellow shorts, which are also barely visible as the shot is taken from the waist up.
December 18, 2025 at 4:18 AM
elohelecksdee.bsky.social
yeah man, i love suspiria
Phil Davis (played by Danny Kaye) is wearing a dark purple sweater and pants with a matching beret. He's surrounded by six women in long people dresses and their hair up in ponytails as they're in various poses. The scene is from White Christmas, but it reminds me of suspiria. that's the joke, thanks for running into this episode of jan alt text.
December 17, 2025 at 2:06 AM
elohelecksdee.bsky.social
boom. ez
a stone wheel with a fleshlight in the middle
December 16, 2025 at 8:24 AM
elohelecksdee.bsky.social
an illustration of Li Tieguai, one of the Daoist Eight Immortals. it depicts an old man with a predominantly bald head, a beard, mutton chops, and mustache that only grows on either side of his mouth. he wears a baggy grey shirt and white, knee-high pants, as well as one sandal on his left foot is resting on an iron cane he is leaning on to support himself. other items on his person are the wide-brimmed hat and gourd he has fastened to his back. and I'm his right hand he holds a small item in between his pointer finger and thumb. there is a speech bubble added to the illustration to jokingly imply that he is the one that said what is quoted in the post below.
December 15, 2025 at 9:57 PM
elohelecksdee.bsky.social
the weather outside is frightful but my boobs remain delightful
a naked white trans chick with brown hair. her left arm is across her chest, under her boobs and her right hand is holding up her phone to take a selfie in the mirror.
December 14, 2025 at 3:17 AM
elohelecksdee.bsky.social
estrogen could've saved her
a black and white picture of Jacques Lacan
December 11, 2025 at 11:29 AM
elohelecksdee.bsky.social
dan hentschel in his car, dressed up as "the blue gentleman" and saying "top o' the morning to ya"
December 11, 2025 at 8:42 AM
elohelecksdee.bsky.social
oof! poor guy :(
a brown mouse with glasses, a green sweater, a pair of blue jeans, and red shoes is sitting on the ground in front of some tall buildings with his hands on his head. there is a purple smoke coming out of his mouth with many sinister faces formed inside the smoke, indicating either he is full of evil spirits or these are a manifestations of his negative thoughts—who's to say? The buildings are a brick red, a smoky gray, a tan, and olive green color respectively from left to right, and there is a scarlet red backdrop behind them. The floor that the mouse is sitting on is a light purple. this traditional art piece was made using colored pencils and oil pastels by Jan
December 11, 2025 at 1:16 AM