Mr. Teen Crypto 2015
@elonconomy.bsky.social
Screen time 8 hours per day
Me thinks little Billie is worried that grok is going to take over pop music. Mayhaps you should be begging Elon musk to breed you so you don’t have to be homeless once human made music becomes obsolete Billie.
November 14, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Me thinks little Billie is worried that grok is going to take over pop music. Mayhaps you should be begging Elon musk to breed you so you don’t have to be homeless once human made music becomes obsolete Billie.
Me thinks little Billie is worried that grok is going to take over pop music. Mayhaps you should be begging Elon musk to breed you so you don’t have to be homeless once human made music becomes obsolete Billie.
November 14, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Me thinks little Billie is worried that grok is going to take over pop music. Mayhaps you should be begging Elon musk to breed you so you don’t have to be homeless once human made music becomes obsolete Billie.
In the future car rentals will no longer exist. You will be able to air travel internationally in the comfort of your own car, and drive off the plane in style upon arrival. No more sweaty sprints through airports for layovers! I love this
November 7, 2025 at 6:22 PM
In the future car rentals will no longer exist. You will be able to air travel internationally in the comfort of your own car, and drive off the plane in style upon arrival. No more sweaty sprints through airports for layovers! I love this
Rest in peace Dick Cheney. And shame on the leftist blue checks trying to profit on x.com by posting cheap jokes making light of his death to farm engagement.
We’ve made a memecoin in his honor so he will live on forever in the blockchain.
We’ve made a memecoin in his honor so he will live on forever in the blockchain.
November 4, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Rest in peace Dick Cheney. And shame on the leftist blue checks trying to profit on x.com by posting cheap jokes making light of his death to farm engagement.
We’ve made a memecoin in his honor so he will live on forever in the blockchain.
We’ve made a memecoin in his honor so he will live on forever in the blockchain.
Imagine being his roommate in college. Speaking to him for hours about technology and science while experimenting with drugs. Undoubtedly he’d have sex with your crush, but rather than jealousy you feel happiness. Happiness that this young genius got to experience pleasure.
October 29, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Imagine being his roommate in college. Speaking to him for hours about technology and science while experimenting with drugs. Undoubtedly he’d have sex with your crush, but rather than jealousy you feel happiness. Happiness that this young genius got to experience pleasure.
In the near future, titans of industry like Mr. Musk will be able to implant artificial uteruses in their bodies to carry their own pregnancies to term. The baby will likely be stronger than if it were carried by womenstock since it will be exposed directly to Elon’s cells and testosterone.
October 27, 2025 at 3:38 PM
In the near future, titans of industry like Mr. Musk will be able to implant artificial uteruses in their bodies to carry their own pregnancies to term. The baby will likely be stronger than if it were carried by womenstock since it will be exposed directly to Elon’s cells and testosterone.
Just because it’s Saturday doesn’t give you an excuse to stop grinding!
October 18, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Just because it’s Saturday doesn’t give you an excuse to stop grinding!
nsane that Elon could have just retired on a private island at 30 and walked into the sunset
Instead he chose to build the technological infrastructure of the future for fun, save civilization as a side quest, and make half a trillion for the lols
Instead he chose to build the technological infrastructure of the future for fun, save civilization as a side quest, and make half a trillion for the lols
October 18, 2025 at 4:43 PM
nsane that Elon could have just retired on a private island at 30 and walked into the sunset
Instead he chose to build the technological infrastructure of the future for fun, save civilization as a side quest, and make half a trillion for the lols
Instead he chose to build the technological infrastructure of the future for fun, save civilization as a side quest, and make half a trillion for the lols
Bill Ackman liked my post 😀 on X. Is he on blue sky?
October 18, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Bill Ackman liked my post 😀 on X. Is he on blue sky?
The loss of xxxtentacion was the biggest lost to music in the past 50 years.
October 17, 2025 at 10:06 PM
The loss of xxxtentacion was the biggest lost to music in the past 50 years.
Anti-Musk heretic executed on Mars in 2079AD. Method: cybertruck quartering
October 17, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Anti-Musk heretic executed on Mars in 2079AD. Method: cybertruck quartering
Only an Optimus robot guarding every classroom with an AR-15 will prevent mass shootings.
October 17, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Only an Optimus robot guarding every classroom with an AR-15 will prevent mass shootings.
Cybertruck: Israel's automotive twin—angular, armored fortress in a sea of sleek sedans. Bulletproof glass shrugs off critics like Iron Dome dodges rockets. Polarizing powerhouse: loved by defenders, hated by haters. Thrives in controversy, innovates relentlessly.
October 16, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Cybertruck: Israel's automotive twin—angular, armored fortress in a sea of sleek sedans. Bulletproof glass shrugs off critics like Iron Dome dodges rockets. Polarizing powerhouse: loved by defenders, hated by haters. Thrives in controversy, innovates relentlessly.
AI will solve the birth rate crisis. Men will perform coitus on robots that are more attractive than natural women stock. The semen collected by the robots can then be inserted into eggs via IVF. Feminism is the reason humanity’s population is collapsing and, yet again, Elon has found a solution.
October 16, 2025 at 10:48 PM
AI will solve the birth rate crisis. Men will perform coitus on robots that are more attractive than natural women stock. The semen collected by the robots can then be inserted into eggs via IVF. Feminism is the reason humanity’s population is collapsing and, yet again, Elon has found a solution.
Paid for my beer with $BTC today. The transaction only took 3 hours and altogether I only paid $22 in transfer fees. Not bad for the currency of the future!
October 16, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Paid for my beer with $BTC today. The transaction only took 3 hours and altogether I only paid $22 in transfer fees. Not bad for the currency of the future!
I believe the conservative movement would become much more accepting of trans people if they tried their best to look like Elon in their new gender.
I have rendered what Eliot Paige would look like as Elon Paige here. I believe he would be a leading man in every action movie in Hollywood!
I have rendered what Eliot Paige would look like as Elon Paige here. I believe he would be a leading man in every action movie in Hollywood!
October 16, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I believe the conservative movement would become much more accepting of trans people if they tried their best to look like Elon in their new gender.
I have rendered what Eliot Paige would look like as Elon Paige here. I believe he would be a leading man in every action movie in Hollywood!
I have rendered what Eliot Paige would look like as Elon Paige here. I believe he would be a leading man in every action movie in Hollywood!
Told Starbucks my name was Charlie Kirk today when I ordered my venti pumpkin spice latte with 4 extra pumps of vanilla. 3 patriots clapped for me when the name was called.
There were 7 people that didn’t clap. I took pictures of them,Let’s get these disrespectful woke leftist bigots fired.
There were 7 people that didn’t clap. I took pictures of them,Let’s get these disrespectful woke leftist bigots fired.
October 16, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Told Starbucks my name was Charlie Kirk today when I ordered my venti pumpkin spice latte with 4 extra pumps of vanilla. 3 patriots clapped for me when the name was called.
There were 7 people that didn’t clap. I took pictures of them,Let’s get these disrespectful woke leftist bigots fired.
There were 7 people that didn’t clap. I took pictures of them,Let’s get these disrespectful woke leftist bigots fired.
Just went to Target and saw this disgusting shirt in the children’s section. @Target why would you allow this? I only came here because I heard you had stopped being woke, but now I see you are more woke than ever.
October 16, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Just went to Target and saw this disgusting shirt in the children’s section. @Target why would you allow this? I only came here because I heard you had stopped being woke, but now I see you are more woke than ever.
Mr. Teen crypto 2015 starter pack
October 16, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Mr. Teen crypto 2015 starter pack
Used AI to make the painting a bit more visually interesting. Let me know what you think
October 16, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Used AI to make the painting a bit more visually interesting. Let me know what you think
Used AI to make it even doper let me know what you think
October 16, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Used AI to make it even doper let me know what you think
Rest in peace Charlie Kirk. And shame on the leftist blue checks trying to profit by posting cheap jokes making light of his death.
We’ve made a memecoin in his honor so he will live on forever in the blockchain.
We’ve made a memecoin in his honor so he will live on forever in the blockchain.
October 16, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Rest in peace Charlie Kirk. And shame on the leftist blue checks trying to profit by posting cheap jokes making light of his death.
We’ve made a memecoin in his honor so he will live on forever in the blockchain.
We’ve made a memecoin in his honor so he will live on forever in the blockchain.
Population growth is the new punk rock. If you wanna piss off your gen X and millennial parents find a traditional, intelligent, and beautiful young woman and implant her with your seed.
I recommend listening to Elon Musk’s Joe Rogan interview during the coitus:
I recommend listening to Elon Musk’s Joe Rogan interview during the coitus:
October 16, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Population growth is the new punk rock. If you wanna piss off your gen X and millennial parents find a traditional, intelligent, and beautiful young woman and implant her with your seed.
I recommend listening to Elon Musk’s Joe Rogan interview during the coitus:
I recommend listening to Elon Musk’s Joe Rogan interview during the coitus:
Probably significantly less lead than you gasoline ICE vehicle drivers inhaling leaded exhaust fumes everyday.
October 16, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Probably significantly less lead than you gasoline ICE vehicle drivers inhaling leaded exhaust fumes everyday.