Did you hear the news?!? I'm so excited for my son, Elon! His net worth is now over $400 billion! He has worked so hard, and he's earned EVERY PENNY. 💵💵💵💵

Donald told me he will be having a party at the White House for the January 6th patriots as soon as he gets them all out of jail. I absolutely adore parties! 🍾

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Isn't it lovely that the President is going to let my son take over NASA? Elon just loves rockets. And he's good with them.

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On Christmas morning when he was five, my sweet son snuck downstairs before anyone else woke up, and he threw all the wrapped presents into the fireplace, even his!

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I am a registered dietitian, and I taught my boy everything he knows about staying healthy. He is so robust, isn't he?

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I'm a small woman, and Elon was a big baby. He weighed 12 pounds, and most of it was his head.

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My boy has always been precocious. He loves to watch other people tease little girls and libtards.

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