Toast Malone
@elonsniffsseats.bsky.social
I am a non serious idiot and I post non serious idiot things.
I was built to recuperate in the solarium
February 7, 2025 at 9:49 AM
I was built to recuperate in the solarium
My heart could not take another go round
February 7, 2025 at 9:47 AM
My heart could not take another go round
They'll surely start with the billions of dollars in fossil fuel subsidies and the tax dodging of multinational mineral companies right?
January 29, 2025 at 7:53 AM
They'll surely start with the billions of dollars in fossil fuel subsidies and the tax dodging of multinational mineral companies right?
They understand. They just care less about lives than the numbers on their bank accounts.
January 25, 2025 at 11:23 PM
They understand. They just care less about lives than the numbers on their bank accounts.
I assume the first thing they tackle will be fossil fuel subsidies?
January 25, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I assume the first thing they tackle will be fossil fuel subsidies?
Conservatives love being ignorant. It's like their whole thing.
January 25, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Conservatives love being ignorant. It's like their whole thing.
I want Lance Stroll to come 20th where he belongs
January 23, 2025 at 9:10 AM
I want Lance Stroll to come 20th where he belongs
I don't understand how you have a political system which is simultaneously so difficult to enact change in and also so ridiculously easy that a madman can just come in and sign things without even a vote. Why do you even have a house and senate at that point?
January 22, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I don't understand how you have a political system which is simultaneously so difficult to enact change in and also so ridiculously easy that a madman can just come in and sign things without even a vote. Why do you even have a house and senate at that point?
Not Trump, he's gonna be gone in a few years anyways. Elon, zuck etc. they're the ones with the money and the time to use it. Time to reenact the French revolution tbh
January 22, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Not Trump, he's gonna be gone in a few years anyways. Elon, zuck etc. they're the ones with the money and the time to use it. Time to reenact the French revolution tbh
"appears to make"? Bro... That's like saying my dad appears to be disappointed in me.
January 21, 2025 at 7:10 AM
"appears to make"? Bro... That's like saying my dad appears to be disappointed in me.
So strange to me that Americans love their guns so much yet no one has tested to see if Elon is bullet proof.
January 21, 2025 at 7:07 AM
So strange to me that Americans love their guns so much yet no one has tested to see if Elon is bullet proof.
Disco never dies if you just never stop listening to Boney M
January 20, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Disco never dies if you just never stop listening to Boney M
Are the dragons scientifically accurate?
January 15, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Are the dragons scientifically accurate?
Why you have so much Keith Rosson? He's not even good. Read something good like Fight Club or Breaking Dawn
January 15, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Why you have so much Keith Rosson? He's not even good. Read something good like Fight Club or Breaking Dawn
Ah yes the Libertarians, the party of personal freedoms, once again trying to ban people from doing things they don't like..
January 15, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Ah yes the Libertarians, the party of personal freedoms, once again trying to ban people from doing things they don't like..
Also a big problem but the gap is much bigger than the amount of houses rich people are hoarding. Getting all the rich people's hoarded houses would help a bit but wouldn't solve the issue.
January 15, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Also a big problem but the gap is much bigger than the amount of houses rich people are hoarding. Getting all the rich people's hoarded houses would help a bit but wouldn't solve the issue.
If they could do it before Trump comes in it would be so funny.
January 15, 2025 at 12:31 AM
If they could do it before Trump comes in it would be so funny.
Imagine if you'd caught the 3D screening. You would have cried with stupid glasses on.
January 15, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Imagine if you'd caught the 3D screening. You would have cried with stupid glasses on.
You should give yourself a treat about it.
January 15, 2025 at 12:26 AM
You should give yourself a treat about it.
If I follow you does that erase me from existence? Asking for me cause that sounds dope
January 15, 2025 at 12:25 AM
If I follow you does that erase me from existence? Asking for me cause that sounds dope
The singer is magatard and of all his dumb beliefs the dumbest one might be his sincerely held beliefs that YMCA is not a gay anthem.
January 15, 2025 at 12:19 AM
The singer is magatard and of all his dumb beliefs the dumbest one might be his sincerely held beliefs that YMCA is not a gay anthem.
Has anyone seen kid rock and billy ray in the same room together? Can we confirm they're not the same person?
January 15, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Has anyone seen kid rock and billy ray in the same room together? Can we confirm they're not the same person?