Hyperloop came about after Elon pretended to have fallen asleep on the Its a Small World ride at Disney Land and they made him get off and give other people a turn anyway.

A female warehouse employee once received a note from Elon that said 'Do you like me' with check boxes below to respond. When she panicked and checked 'maybe' he ran her down with a forklift. As life faded from her shattered face, she murmured "Is this Hell" and he responded "Maybe."

When Elon first met Martin Eberhard and Marc Tarpenning he tried to teach them a 'secret owners handshake'. When they had failed to memorize it a few days later he was overheard saying 'When your cars still killing people you'll learn it fast enough'.

Elon created Neuralink becuase there was this one Blind guy in the office who never fell for his Circle Game attempts.

Elon once met a new hire that mistakenly thought his name was Elong. She called him Elong four times before he went back and rigged all the Teslas to explode, hoping it would kill her.

After watching the "Mooby the Golden Cow" scene from Dogma, Elon went around X pretending to sneeze. Anyone who didn't say 'God Bless You' got savagely pistol-whipped until enough people could pull Elon off of them.