EL PELON
@elpelon.bsky.social
Humble enough to know i am replaceable . Cocky enough to know its a down grade .
I don’t know why nurses love me 😂😂😂😂 . I was at the doctors today for check up . They wanted to draw blood and this nurse came in . Everything was normal till I caught her staring at me , like really staring at me 😂 . So I say “what” and it caught her off guard .
December 4, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I don’t know why nurses love me 😂😂😂😂 . I was at the doctors today for check up . They wanted to draw blood and this nurse came in . Everything was normal till I caught her staring at me , like really staring at me 😂 . So I say “what” and it caught her off guard .
The two sides of the same coin 🤷🏻♂️🖕🏼
December 3, 2025 at 12:29 PM
The two sides of the same coin 🤷🏻♂️🖕🏼
I like how a stomp to the foot is “excessive violence “ resulting in a red BUT an elbow to the face isn’t 🤷🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🖕🏼. …..Anthony Taylor logic 🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼
November 30, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I like how a stomp to the foot is “excessive violence “ resulting in a red BUT an elbow to the face isn’t 🤷🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🖕🏼. …..Anthony Taylor logic 🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼
Just found out I just got approved for my car loan this morning soooo looks like I might have me a X6 M series soon …… yay me 🤌🏼🤘🏻
November 24, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Just found out I just got approved for my car loan this morning soooo looks like I might have me a X6 M series soon …… yay me 🤌🏼🤘🏻
Just went to look at a BMW X6 M-series 😊. It’s definitely a sports car twin turbos ( I miss those when I had my 750 Li 😂 ). But I have to do a little more research on the model before i commit to spending that kind of money 🤷🏻♂️🤌🏼.
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November 23, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Just went to look at a BMW X6 M-series 😊. It’s definitely a sports car twin turbos ( I miss those when I had my 750 Li 😂 ). But I have to do a little more research on the model before i commit to spending that kind of money 🤷🏻♂️🤌🏼.
LMFAO 🤣 twitter down ?!?!? Or is it just me 🤷🏻♂️😂
November 18, 2025 at 11:55 AM
LMFAO 🤣 twitter down ?!?!? Or is it just me 🤷🏻♂️😂
I have a BMW x5 BUT I might be getting a BMW x6 in the near future YAY ME 🤌🏼🤘🏻
November 17, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I have a BMW x5 BUT I might be getting a BMW x6 in the near future YAY ME 🤌🏼🤘🏻
What the fuck is going on with ticket prices done of these have to be misprints 😬😬😬😳. I got this from the DCFC web site .
November 16, 2025 at 2:30 PM
What the fuck is going on with ticket prices done of these have to be misprints 😬😬😬😳. I got this from the DCFC web site .
What is it with Women that can’t take a fucken compliment . So I blew out my knee two Weeks ago and I basically couldn’t walk for the first week . But my girl had been helping me out for the last two weeks . So the other day I told her “ thank you for helping me while I was hurt” .
November 15, 2025 at 3:55 PM
What is it with Women that can’t take a fucken compliment . So I blew out my knee two Weeks ago and I basically couldn’t walk for the first week . But my girl had been helping me out for the last two weeks . So the other day I told her “ thank you for helping me while I was hurt” .
I really hate the you tube algorithm 🙄, I watch YouTube channels that talk about mysterious unsloved events . They are not story’s of anyone subject just random shit . But I clicked on this on story about a serial killer that called into the“Howard stern” show confessing about killing 16 prostitutes
November 11, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I really hate the you tube algorithm 🙄, I watch YouTube channels that talk about mysterious unsloved events . They are not story’s of anyone subject just random shit . But I clicked on this on story about a serial killer that called into the“Howard stern” show confessing about killing 16 prostitutes
I didn’t know chicks still used baby powder while on their periods or is it the pads they use 🤷🏻♂️ ……
November 8, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I didn’t know chicks still used baby powder while on their periods or is it the pads they use 🤷🏻♂️ ……
I have literally been playing BG3 for a week and have accomplished NOTHING !!! 😂😂😂😂🤷🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️. There is why to much shit to do in this game 🤷🏻♂️ but it’s fun and engaging 🤌🏼🤘🏻🤓🤓🤓
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November 7, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I have literally been playing BG3 for a week and have accomplished NOTHING !!! 😂😂😂😂🤷🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️. There is why to much shit to do in this game 🤷🏻♂️ but it’s fun and engaging 🤌🏼🤘🏻🤓🤓🤓
I just saw dragon dick on BG3 😳😳🤦🏻♂️😂😂😂😂
November 6, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I just saw dragon dick on BG3 😳😳🤦🏻♂️😂😂😂😂
So I blew out my knee last thursday and I am going to be off work for two weeks starting Monday . So I bought this rpg game for the ps5 to occupy my time with 😂😂😂😂 . …. 🤷🏻♂️
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November 2, 2025 at 4:09 PM
So I blew out my knee last thursday and I am going to be off work for two weeks starting Monday . So I bought this rpg game for the ps5 to occupy my time with 😂😂😂😂 . …. 🤷🏻♂️
UP THE FUCKEN CITY 👊🏻💪🏻👊🏻💪🏻👊🏻💪🏻👊🏻
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November 2, 2025 at 1:01 AM
UP THE FUCKEN CITY 👊🏻💪🏻👊🏻💪🏻👊🏻💪🏻👊🏻
This fucken ball is staying on our side of the pitch WAY TO LONG 😬😬😬😬
November 2, 2025 at 12:49 AM
This fucken ball is staying on our side of the pitch WAY TO LONG 😬😬😬😬
GOOOOOOOAL DETROIT CITY !!!! 💪🏻👊🏻💪🏻👊🏻💪🏻👊🏻💪🏻
November 1, 2025 at 11:42 PM
GOOOOOOOAL DETROIT CITY !!!! 💪🏻👊🏻💪🏻👊🏻💪🏻👊🏻💪🏻
I always find it weird when people take pictures and vide o of my Halloween decorations 🤔🤷🏻♂️
October 31, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I always find it weird when people take pictures and vide o of my Halloween decorations 🤔🤷🏻♂️
Happy Halloween everyone 🤘🏻
October 31, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Happy Halloween everyone 🤘🏻
So I guess this twat abuses animals 🖕🏼, gross that he is wearing a DCFC jersey.
October 27, 2025 at 12:30 PM
So I guess this twat abuses animals 🖕🏼, gross that he is wearing a DCFC jersey.
So today was my son’s Last day of baseball training. He got a grand slam it was soo AWESOME !!! When stepped up to bat and all the bases were loaded I yelled “HOME RUN TIME” . All the coaches told the kids out on the field “go touch grass “ which meant to go out further on the field 😂😂😂😂.
October 26, 2025 at 5:40 PM
So today was my son’s Last day of baseball training. He got a grand slam it was soo AWESOME !!! When stepped up to bat and all the bases were loaded I yelled “HOME RUN TIME” . All the coaches told the kids out on the field “go touch grass “ which meant to go out further on the field 😂😂😂😂.
UP THE FUCKEN CITY !!!! 👊🏻💪🏻👊🏻💪🏻👊🏻💪🏻
October 26, 2025 at 12:57 AM
UP THE FUCKEN CITY !!!! 👊🏻💪🏻👊🏻💪🏻👊🏻💪🏻
The waitress at the bar I go to to watch the Chelsea matches pointed out my gray whiskers in my beard I am trying to grow out . I was like “yeah I am getting old” and she was like ” I really like when men have salt and pepper beards and hair it’s actually attractive, just something about it “ .
October 25, 2025 at 4:20 PM
The waitress at the bar I go to to watch the Chelsea matches pointed out my gray whiskers in my beard I am trying to grow out . I was like “yeah I am getting old” and she was like ” I really like when men have salt and pepper beards and hair it’s actually attractive, just something about it “ .
This jersey is on point 🤘🏻🤌🏼
October 24, 2025 at 8:22 PM
This jersey is on point 🤘🏻🤌🏼
I had the Interesting conversation with this older woman today at work . She is in her sixties (early to mid sixties) . I guess she has been single for a while and was telling me that the men she used to attract no longer find he “appealing “ anymore and that it has been hard to find someone .
October 24, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I had the Interesting conversation with this older woman today at work . She is in her sixties (early to mid sixties) . I guess she has been single for a while and was telling me that the men she used to attract no longer find he “appealing “ anymore and that it has been hard to find someone .