elprimitivo.bsky.social
@elprimitivo.bsky.social
Kinda ambiguous without a hyphen... Was it a big-ass salad or a big ass-salad?
January 22, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Genetics and a perfectly rational fear of needles
January 13, 2026 at 4:03 PM
I had to Google whether it was safe to give blueberries to my dog a while back and was amused by the result.

The Google answer and a pic of my actual dog
January 12, 2026 at 6:25 PM
I used to have that same Johnny The Homicidal Maniac collection. It looks better on you.
December 10, 2025 at 8:55 AM
As much as I have heard about Anderson on BTB, it's nice to finally see that beautiful, furry face. Truman is also adorable, presumably new to you since there's been no mention that I have heard, although I am a few weeks behind on the show.
November 8, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Damn. Hope you're feeling better.

When you coming back to TFD?
August 19, 2025 at 4:15 PM
They are looking at going back to the old way of doing the pledge
June 23, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I screenshotted with your information attached. Credit where credit is due.
June 16, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I don't know if you made this or stole it, but it's only fair to let you know that I have now stolen it from you. I promise to use it in the same spirit that you have.
June 16, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I've seen that commercial several times and this is the first time it ever occurred to me to wonder why the bar would be on the stage.
June 11, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Feel free to share this response template.
February 23, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Okay, misinterpreted what was meant by "doge Dems," but messaging is important. It'd be far clearer to say that you are one of the Dems on the subcommittee and that you are taking a stand on these issues rather than giving yourselves a nickname that seems to imply acquiescence and approval.
January 27, 2025 at 4:54 PM
So.. You're mostly fine with enabling the fascist oligarchy, but they did some things you don't like and n
ow you want to put a speed bump where you should have built a fortress?
January 27, 2025 at 4:47 PM
This makes the most sense of anything I have ever seen on the internet. Finally a unifying moment!
January 2, 2025 at 10:23 PM