The blue jays announcer is singin' the blues

Did she eat some mushrooms?

Re: airpods - I have learned one thing. Remove airpods before getting on a transit bus (or Bart). Because if those babies fall out of your ear as you're getting into public transit, it's game over.

2/2 if I tried to do that I would probably drop the airpods case or fumble the airpod itself and it would fall on the ground.

A friend of mine at work used to answer phone calls on his iPad using his airpods. I have never tried this myself. His airpods were always close by. When iMessage "rang" (incoming call) he would open the airpods case, grab one airbud and insert in ear. I guess that "answers" the call? 1/2

That was a mistake I made

i would rather visit venice, Italy - but not in summer..

Bone Spurs is trying to take attention away from the Epstein list

Sometimes the owner here gives us free food. Like if it's a new item and he wants us to try it. 🥳

who's on first?

You can see it in her eyes. Scary lady

her dog ate the report?

What hammer is going to fall

Sounds like the words to a song 😅