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watching The Conversation really makes you even more confused about Megalopolis
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the caveat: the list doesn't work if you give it a mean name, and also i get to determine what a mean name is
elroy.bsky.social
the guy in the movie says it cost 1500 dollars. IN 1974
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I need one of these little guys
a screenshot from the movie The Conversation featuring a man holding a small reel to reel recording device
elroy.bsky.social
this is on me for not playing telling lies yet.

now to figure out if it's better to get it on mac or ios...
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hear me out: a video game based on The Conversation, produced by @mrsambarlow.bsky.social

(i'm only like 40 minutes into The Conversation but I still think it's a good idea)
elroy.bsky.social
is it sad the first thing i noticed was that it's the wrong castle
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i'm only watching only connect so that i can hear the rest of paradise lost
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i've seen the kind of madness people have on here, do you think i want to give them a photograph of my face
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if it's billy joel it doesn't count
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i was bored and went back through correcting my journal entries for what movies i'd seen since 2016 and let's just say...i think i watched rogue one the most times
elroy.bsky.social
if you’re seeing people ask “who invited you?” often enough that you’re having offline conversations about it with the people in your home, maybe you need to look inward and discover why people are telling you that
elroy.bsky.social
are the typical people in the room with you right now?
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it’s actually such a huge leap in logic to make that nobody has really agreed with you. and if it was so clear and obvious you’d think at least a few people would have agreed. although you also thought I was agreeing with you, so it’s probably a skill issue on your part
elroy.bsky.social
nobody ever says “no one invited you to read my bio” like the way you said it was clearly implied
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oh no it makes perfect sense, I’m saying you didn’t even read it correctly
elroy.bsky.social
they didn’t even say “who invited you” they said “no one invited you”
elroy.bsky.social
people think the “lesser of two evils” thing is a law that means you get to be a little evil to run for president
elroy.bsky.social
in ten years we’re going to see nostalgia posts for this
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the fact that HIM came out this year but it's still not the worst movie of the year because of War of the Worlds is wild
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tim heidecker is in this and i don't remember if he was in it earlier
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now watching: HIM
elroy.bsky.social
i feel like a lot of these problems could have been solved with an "actually, i don't wanna play football that badly"
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look, if i want to see the "life of ophelia" i'll watch daisy ridley in ophelia (2018)
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now watching: HIM