Elseif
@els.abzerd.com
So woke I can't sleep. Liberal. Feminist. Traveller. Fighter. Veteran. Peacenik. I like to cuss...a lot. No DMs, I will block you. No crypto. I preemptively block MAGAts. 💙
WTF ever happened to "states rights" y'all were yelling so loudly about? Why do these other states get a vote? What about Posse Comitatus? What about "Don't Tread On Me?" What about small government? What about everything? You gave up EVERYTHING to follow a stinky orange testicle of doom.
November 12, 2025 at 11:11 PM
WTF ever happened to "states rights" y'all were yelling so loudly about? Why do these other states get a vote? What about Posse Comitatus? What about "Don't Tread On Me?" What about small government? What about everything? You gave up EVERYTHING to follow a stinky orange testicle of doom.
I guess this guy thinks he's gonna and up in heaven for his moral stance, and that apparently "single mother whores" all experience an immaculate conception of some sort. Oh how they'll laugh at his funeral.
November 12, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I guess this guy thinks he's gonna and up in heaven for his moral stance, and that apparently "single mother whores" all experience an immaculate conception of some sort. Oh how they'll laugh at his funeral.
Looks to me like SOMEBODY'S angling for First Lady. She'll have to get rid of Usha and the leather sofa first, though.
November 1, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Looks to me like SOMEBODY'S angling for First Lady. She'll have to get rid of Usha and the leather sofa first, though.
All of their husbands have Grindr accounts. Except JD Vance. He gets furniture catalogs.
October 26, 2025 at 1:03 PM
All of their husbands have Grindr accounts. Except JD Vance. He gets furniture catalogs.
That escalated…weirdly?
September 25, 2025 at 1:59 PM
That escalated…weirdly?
Stolen (again), wish I could credit this because it's the TRUTH.
September 11, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Stolen (again), wish I could credit this because it's the TRUTH.
Stole this so don't know who said it, but yeah. Next comes the persecution of the innocent. That's you and me.
September 11, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Stole this so don't know who said it, but yeah. Next comes the persecution of the innocent. That's you and me.
I don't think anyone said who is responsible for Charlie Kirk's murder yet, have they? Are y'all people on the right just looking for an excuse to start randomly killing people on the street now?
September 11, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I don't think anyone said who is responsible for Charlie Kirk's murder yet, have they? Are y'all people on the right just looking for an excuse to start randomly killing people on the street now?
All you red-blooded "Don't Tread On Me" pukes are nowhere to be found all of the sudden. Oh wait, just look under the ICE masks and you'll find them there.
September 8, 2025 at 4:05 PM
All you red-blooded "Don't Tread On Me" pukes are nowhere to be found all of the sudden. Oh wait, just look under the ICE masks and you'll find them there.
El Presidente. How long are we going to put up with this bullshit?
September 6, 2025 at 5:28 PM
El Presidente. How long are we going to put up with this bullshit?
Texas is out of control.
August 20, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Texas is out of control.
Notice what those hats say? What an embarrassment Mango Mussolini is.
August 19, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Notice what those hats say? What an embarrassment Mango Mussolini is.
A beautiful summer evening in #Worcester, MA. We made it to Friday, huzzah! Happy weekend, y’all. Hang on to whatever joy you can! Celebrating at #TheCocktailGardenAndKitchen Perfection (except weirdly chilly for an August evening!). 10/10 would recommend! Live music, too! 💕☀️🌸😎🎉🍸🍺🥶
August 2, 2025 at 12:24 AM
A beautiful summer evening in #Worcester, MA. We made it to Friday, huzzah! Happy weekend, y’all. Hang on to whatever joy you can! Celebrating at #TheCocktailGardenAndKitchen Perfection (except weirdly chilly for an August evening!). 10/10 would recommend! Live music, too! 💕☀️🌸😎🎉🍸🍺🥶