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Superorganisms like ants, bees, and termites are the beginnings of elemental life forms.
December 28, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Canonical Tourism: where people from the future take trips to inconspicuously visit historical figures in their time.
December 22, 2025 at 7:18 AM
The Celestials speak through gravity.
October 7, 2025 at 5:05 AM
This game is boring. The characters and achievements aren't even worth getting. The only good parts are the environments and even that the characters are ruining it.
October 5, 2025 at 1:38 PM
When you freeze time, isn't it supposed to be pitch black? Light should be frozen too. I'm guessing it's like you can still see things when you move because you're Pacmaning it. But once you stop moving again, darkness.
September 19, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Posing for pictures is so outdated.
June 8, 2025 at 7:22 PM
We're not going to forget what you did to all those people and how you hurt so many more. Gloat while you still can.
June 7, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Plasma, rotate it billions of times per second.
May 26, 2025 at 6:10 AM
If we think aliens will arrive in spaceships we're already behind.
May 23, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Y'all need to ease up on Katey Perry. The level of meanness is uncalled for.
May 18, 2025 at 1:46 PM
People in the future are around us, simulating our existence, experiencing our time in their time.
May 14, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Why the fossil fuel industry didn't invest in renewables is beyond me. Literally growing their own industry and making big bucks on it.
May 11, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Jesus will be a progressive from the future.
May 3, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I'm not doom-scrolling, I'm hope-scrolling.
May 2, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Probability is a force.
May 1, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Anger thousands of scientists whose strongest skill is extreme focus. I'm sure that'll go over well.
April 24, 2025 at 5:46 AM
There are schizophrenics that experience positive or optimistic visual and audible symptoms. Science needs to push further into these and learn from them.
March 21, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Hey Pokemon Go, you're forgetting that one of the most iconic elements of the game was getting the bicycle.
March 20, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Robinhood should go in on the ability for retail traders to create their own stock indexes that they can share for other traders to participate in.
March 14, 2025 at 1:16 PM
It's not like we aren't ourselves AI.
March 4, 2025 at 5:50 AM
The end of DEI will mark the beginning of the end of American dominance.
February 21, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Artificial gravity will not be artificial. We will be siphoning it.
February 13, 2025 at 6:21 AM
A random regular being from a sufficiently advanced civilization would seem a god to us.
December 27, 2024 at 8:21 AM
Neutron stars are the gateways to other universes.
December 20, 2024 at 6:57 PM
Luigi Mangione
December 13, 2024 at 3:41 AM