Woke up, gasping, in the middle of the night, with one burning realisation: no one uses doilies anymore

WHAT DID DARIO VITALE DO?? I thought the collection was good. And I’m not even a Versace girly

Still actually mad that SJP was a judge for the Booker this year. Call me a nerd, but shouldn’t literary prizes mean something? Wtf are her qualifications for being there?

I have, for years, been compiling a list of the weirdest celeb couples. Here are the top fucked matches to date:

- Elizabeth Moss and Fred Armisen
- James Blake and Jameela Jamil
- Florence Pugh and Zach braff
- Joanna Newsom and Andy Samberg
- Anna wintour and bill nighy
- Kelis and Bill Murray

I cannot stop hearing “let’s hear it for the man of the year” as the exact same tune as “you’ve sure got a friend in the breeze”. Makes me feel patriotic

I finally FINALLY understand the meaning of ‘babygirl’ - it’s Irving B

Doechii was amazing at the grammies but I wish someone would explain to me why she had such visible face tape 🩹🩹🩹🤔🤔🤔