elsiejpd.bsky.social
@elsiejpd.bsky.social
Woke up, gasping, in the middle of the night, with one burning realisation: no one uses doilies anymore
December 11, 2025 at 10:59 PM
WHAT DID DARIO VITALE DO?? I thought the collection was good. And I’m not even a Versace girly
December 9, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Still actually mad that SJP was a judge for the Booker this year. Call me a nerd, but shouldn’t literary prizes mean something? Wtf are her qualifications for being there?
December 9, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I have, for years, been compiling a list of the weirdest celeb couples. Here are the top fucked matches to date:

- Elizabeth Moss and Fred Armisen
- James Blake and Jameela Jamil
- Florence Pugh and Zach braff
- Joanna Newsom and Andy Samberg
- Anna wintour and bill nighy
- Kelis and Bill Murray
July 10, 2025 at 10:31 AM
I cannot stop hearing “let’s hear it for the man of the year” as the exact same tune as “you’ve sure got a friend in the breeze”. Makes me feel patriotic
July 8, 2025 at 11:02 AM
I finally FINALLY understand the meaning of ‘babygirl’ - it’s Irving B
February 17, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Doechii was amazing at the grammies but I wish someone would explain to me why she had such visible face tape 🩹🩹🩹🤔🤔🤔
February 7, 2025 at 5:41 AM