Jamtiguan 🪿🥚
@elusived.bsky.social
Random thoughts and nonsense. Make memories, not misery. Mind for adventure but body for bed
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I was just unreasonably excited to see the new Death In Paradise episode is available. I need to get out more
But first, I'm singing and dancing to the theme tune
But first, I'm singing and dancing to the theme tune
a young boy in a spider man shirt is dancing in front of a television
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December 29, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I was just unreasonably excited to see the new Death In Paradise episode is available. I need to get out more
But first, I'm singing and dancing to the theme tune
But first, I'm singing and dancing to the theme tune
It's a chilly *error_day_unknown* morning isn't it?
December 29, 2025 at 8:00 AM
It's a chilly *error_day_unknown* morning isn't it?
Only been out of bed for about 30 minutes and I've dropped a fork that got stuck behind a radiator and dropped my not waterproof earbud into a full sink.
Only one thing for it
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Only one thing for it
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December 27, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Only been out of bed for about 30 minutes and I've dropped a fork that got stuck behind a radiator and dropped my not waterproof earbud into a full sink.
Only one thing for it
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Only one thing for it
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Dinner was huge. Don't think I'll need to eat for the rest of the week. I couldn't eat another oooo cheesecake, don't mind if I do
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December 25, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Dinner was huge. Don't think I'll need to eat for the rest of the week. I couldn't eat another oooo cheesecake, don't mind if I do
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Having to make tough decisions today. Do I put on the dressing gown with the hood or the one without?
Also, ready salted or cheese and onion?
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Also, ready salted or cheese and onion?
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December 25, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Having to make tough decisions today. Do I put on the dressing gown with the hood or the one without?
Also, ready salted or cheese and onion?
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Also, ready salted or cheese and onion?
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Just heard a story about a cat leaving it's leavings in a toaster. Then someone who obviously didn't know put some bread in and turned it on
Their house does not smell like pine, hot chocolate and roast beast
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Their house does not smell like pine, hot chocolate and roast beast
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December 25, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Just heard a story about a cat leaving it's leavings in a toaster. Then someone who obviously didn't know put some bread in and turned it on
Their house does not smell like pine, hot chocolate and roast beast
I felt it important to share this magical Christmas story. You're welcome #JoinIn
Their house does not smell like pine, hot chocolate and roast beast
I felt it important to share this magical Christmas story. You're welcome #JoinIn
Merry Christmas
There are no rules about how to spend the day so I hope you can enjoy it in whatever way you want to
For anyone who finds it tough, I hope it goes by as painlessly as possible
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There are no rules about how to spend the day so I hope you can enjoy it in whatever way you want to
For anyone who finds it tough, I hope it goes by as painlessly as possible
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December 25, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Merry Christmas
There are no rules about how to spend the day so I hope you can enjoy it in whatever way you want to
For anyone who finds it tough, I hope it goes by as painlessly as possible
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There are no rules about how to spend the day so I hope you can enjoy it in whatever way you want to
For anyone who finds it tough, I hope it goes by as painlessly as possible
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Had to go to a last minute GP appointment. Came back to start catching up on work. Manager told me to log off. Did I tell him I'd only just logged on and wanted to make up time or did I leave?
a woman in a blue dress is walking down a set of stairs .
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December 23, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Had to go to a last minute GP appointment. Came back to start catching up on work. Manager told me to log off. Did I tell him I'd only just logged on and wanted to make up time or did I leave?
Last day at work for the year
December 23, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Last day at work for the year
Anyone ever been stared down by a squirrel, because I'm being stared down by a squirrel
December 16, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Anyone ever been stared down by a squirrel, because I'm being stared down by a squirrel
I don't usually like to talk about my passion for fine dining but I had to show you these delicacies. Only for the more descerning palate
December 7, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I don't usually like to talk about my passion for fine dining but I had to show you these delicacies. Only for the more descerning palate
I'm trying to feel the festivity. What Christmas film recommendations have you got for someone who hasn't watched any in years?
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December 7, 2025 at 11:33 AM
I'm trying to feel the festivity. What Christmas film recommendations have you got for someone who hasn't watched any in years?
I think Special's been giving me hints for an Xmas gift. She's told me she's run out of her favourite ever perfume & even showed me the empty bottle
Hint taken! So on Xmas eve I'm going to wait for her to fall asleep, sneak over to her bedside & put a recurring reminder in her phone to buy perfume
Hint taken! So on Xmas eve I'm going to wait for her to fall asleep, sneak over to her bedside & put a recurring reminder in her phone to buy perfume
a man in a blue hoodie is holding a glass of beer and saying smart .
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December 6, 2025 at 12:07 PM
I think Special's been giving me hints for an Xmas gift. She's told me she's run out of her favourite ever perfume & even showed me the empty bottle
Hint taken! So on Xmas eve I'm going to wait for her to fall asleep, sneak over to her bedside & put a recurring reminder in her phone to buy perfume
Hint taken! So on Xmas eve I'm going to wait for her to fall asleep, sneak over to her bedside & put a recurring reminder in her phone to buy perfume
This is what happens when you don't use Spotify but accidentally play something just as you fall asleep
Or maybe I'm just really sick, bro
Or maybe I'm just really sick, bro
December 4, 2025 at 7:38 AM
This is what happens when you don't use Spotify but accidentally play something just as you fall asleep
Or maybe I'm just really sick, bro
Or maybe I'm just really sick, bro
I've been working with someone called Jolie for 6 weeks.
Me trying to remember that she isn't called Angelina
Me trying to remember that she isn't called Angelina
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December 1, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I've been working with someone called Jolie for 6 weeks.
Me trying to remember that she isn't called Angelina
Me trying to remember that she isn't called Angelina
Four Christmas movies to know me by 🎄
November 23, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Four Christmas movies to know me by 🎄
🎶 I've just had a shower, now I'm grating my feet.
Hello ladies, who wants to meet?🎶
Hello ladies, who wants to meet?🎶
a man in a hat is holding a green guitar that says avm2
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November 22, 2025 at 8:59 AM
🎶 I've just had a shower, now I'm grating my feet.
Hello ladies, who wants to meet?🎶
Hello ladies, who wants to meet?🎶
My manager is concerned about productivity when people work from home. I was trying to think of what they'd be worried about while I was catwalking in my newly delivered clothes while playing Here Comes the Hotstepper.
Didn't come up with anything 🤷🏿♀️
Didn't come up with anything 🤷🏿♀️
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November 20, 2025 at 2:25 PM
My manager is concerned about productivity when people work from home. I was trying to think of what they'd be worried about while I was catwalking in my newly delivered clothes while playing Here Comes the Hotstepper.
Didn't come up with anything 🤷🏿♀️
Didn't come up with anything 🤷🏿♀️
Customer complained that they hadn't been contacted. Said they were being lied to and gaslit. They posted a screenshot of their recent calls to prove their point. Guess whose number was on there
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November 18, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Customer complained that they hadn't been contacted. Said they were being lied to and gaslit. They posted a screenshot of their recent calls to prove their point. Guess whose number was on there
Head down on my pillow and go eye to eye with a spider. I handled the situation with the decorum and grace expected of a gentleman
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November 17, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Head down on my pillow and go eye to eye with a spider. I handled the situation with the decorum and grace expected of a gentleman
Guess who just realised he's got a 4 day week
shrek from the movie shrek is smiling and looking at something
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November 17, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Guess who just realised he's got a 4 day week
My Dad just called and they'd like a video doorbell and some printer ink. It's just dawned on me - I'm their Alexa
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November 16, 2025 at 8:00 AM
My Dad just called and they'd like a video doorbell and some printer ink. It's just dawned on me - I'm their Alexa