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elviereads.bsky.social
Elvie 🍂🎃
@elviereads.bsky.social
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catholic (normal). love Jesus, love mary, hate sin, hate the devil. opinions are my own and have not been approved by a censor librorum. she/her
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Elvie 🍂🎃 @elviereads.bsky.social · Apr 3
group of old timey scientists: silly scholastics and their "powers" group of scholastics: well, what makes things work, then? isaac newton, looking consternated: "forces"
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Elvie 🍂🎃 @elviereads.bsky.social · 12h
yes
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Elvie 🍂🎃 @elviereads.bsky.social · 12h
"I just love dry, sarcastic humor lolololol" <- person who ends every attempt at a joke post with /s
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Elvie 🍂🎃 @elviereads.bsky.social · 12h
learn to do a dry, complex bit and get back to me
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Elvie 🍂🎃 @elviereads.bsky.social · 12h
"I'm fluent in sarcasm 🤪" so you're capable of saying the opposite of what you mean for insulting or humorous effect? wow
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Elvie 🍂🎃 @elviereads.bsky.social · 12h
including jokes that involve no sarcasm whatsoever
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Elvie 🍂🎃 @elviereads.bsky.social · 12h
no replying until you successfully pass a CAPTCHA that's just "identify the subject - verb - object of the post you're replying to"
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Elvie 🍂🎃 @elviereads.bsky.social · 13h
sadly looks like the literacy crisis has gone worldwide
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Elvie 🍂🎃 @elviereads.bsky.social · 14h
he usually makes it one (1) item into our order before saying something so ambiguous,
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Elvie 🍂🎃 @elviereads.bsky.social · 14h
the thing about ordering take-out is outside of work i HATE calling places and will do almost anything to avoid it, but when my husband does it he unfailingly confuses the hell out of the person at the restaurant and we wind up getting our intended order like 80% of the time
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Elvie 🍂🎃 @elviereads.bsky.social · 15h
not -gun obviously. but normals don't know what /ə/ is and can't be expected to use one
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Elvie 🍂🎃 @elviereads.bsky.social · 15h
I used to find the u of o "ORYGUN" car decals so baffling. but people in the southern part of the willamette valley really do say it like that. and now so do I
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Elvie 🍂🎃 @elviereads.bsky.social · 15h
three syllables, usually OR-ə-gən, sometimes OR-ee-gən (mostly around the eugene area/southern willamette valley)
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GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 16h
oregon
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 16h
What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?
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Elvie 🍂🎃 @elviereads.bsky.social · 15h
"salutary" is good, but I'll be honest our "duty and our salvation, always and everywhere to give You thanks" just hits
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Elvie 🍂🎃 @elviereads.bsky.social · 17h
"continuous poasting about the mass of the ages" vs "I just can't understand a word father's saying"
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Elvie 🍂🎃 @elviereads.bsky.social · 18h
own your hate-follows & take the heat for them. "actually I need to follow s*ngal so I can keep up with his posts for work" and the best way to do that is to have him be one of the 846 accounts on your main timeline, in between shitposts and thirst traps? come on lmao
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Elvie 🍂🎃 @elviereads.bsky.social · 18h
boomer behavior. same energy as calling alts "sock accounts." learn to post
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Elvie 🍂🎃 @elviereads.bsky.social · 18h
"we need a sarcasm font" "we need a way to acknowledge a sad post that isn't 'liking' it" "how can we distinguish between following as endorsement or not" wrong
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Elvie 🍂🎃 @elviereads.bsky.social · 18h
had to look it up to remind myself but yes I have and I know for a fact it would fix me rn
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Elvie 🍂🎃 @elviereads.bsky.social · 18h
that's the stuff
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Elvie 🍂🎃 @elviereads.bsky.social · 18h
an enormous amount of indian food would fix me
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Elvie 🍂🎃 @elviereads.bsky.social · 20h
there were fighter jets taking off last time I was at PDX in one of the satellite parking lots and it was like fifteen times louder than the next loudest thing I have ever experienced. it was wild
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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 1d
Pretty sure I just saw a fighter jet take off from PDX??
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Elvie 🍂🎃 @elviereads.bsky.social · 20h
maybe this is cringe and lib of me but I actually do think it is strategically smart to fight back by literally clowning on them
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Elvie 🍂🎃 @elviereads.bsky.social · 20h
incredible article tbh
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Melissa Gira Grant @melissagiragrant.com · 1d
Incredible (via www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...)
A group of apparent armed agents assemble at the end of a street, as seen from the perspective of a person in inflatable frog costume, their frog’s eyes dominating the foreground. The Ice facility in downtown Portland on Monday. Photograph: Mathieu Lewis-Rolland/AFP/Getty Images
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Elvie 🍂🎃 @elviereads.bsky.social · 20h
Translated by a Franciscan Tertiary
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