ElwoodOn
elwoodon.bsky.social
ElwoodOn
@elwoodon.bsky.social
Happy New Year! Here’s hoping 2026 doesn’t fuck me as hard as 2025 did. Or at least uses some lube.
a cartoon character is blowing a party horn in his mouth
ALT: a cartoon character is blowing a party horn in his mouth
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January 1, 2026 at 8:04 AM
If you see this, we implore you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation
December 15, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Reposted by ElwoodOn
Can I get some retweets cuz I’m pretty and hung? 😜🔄
December 7, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I know it's hard to keep an open heart
When even friends seem out to harm you
But if you could heal a broken heart
Wouldn't time be out to charm you?
November 14, 2025 at 12:43 PM
October 30, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Yeah, what I've felt, what I've known
Sick and tired, I stand alone
Could you be there? 'Cause I'm the one who waits for you
Or are you unforgiven, too?
October 8, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Reposted by ElwoodOn
If yall can get me to 1.5k followers (I'm only 20 away hehe) I'll post girlcock, took a lovely short video with my thick thighs and my girlcock makes an appearance hehe

#nsfwtrans
#nsfwbluesky
#girlcock
September 16, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Just hanging out at home.
September 1, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Post a picture YOU took, just a pic. No description.
July 28, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Hi all!
March 26, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Hi!
February 12, 2025 at 3:31 AM