Just overheard someone saying they don’t understand the difference between banh mi’s and baguettes

Loved Conclave, everyone ate. Kept expecting Stanley Tucci to talk about how good the Vatican tortellini was.

Medical imaging or no-wave / punk band promo I don’t even know.

2025 predictions:
- freshly made soymilk becomes an artisanal breakfast drink in Melbourne
- Metro Tunnel is delayed
- wave of designer point and shoot digital cameras and deluge of Temu knockoffs
- assassinations

"He gives gay vibes but i think it's just that he's bald with a moustache" – girl at the pub

If yr millennial quiz doesn’t have this level of question in it I’m not taking it.

micro-targeted at the local cake shop

Wow even designers for terrorism get burnt out by endless revisions.

Going to share articles I like here instead of reading them out loud to my partner while he’s driving (and cannot escape)