I’m positive I already wouldn’t be allowed to legally enter a certain territory due to opinions I have mostly expressed privately but it would actually be somehow relieving if I ever read that notification.

“I’m here to tell you some updates about the latest entry on the ‘YouTube as a cuss word’ franchise.”

Hear me out: Twitch Plays Balatro

“Hey chat, you think you’re so smart? DO IT YOURSELVES THEN”

Only thing that would change Dan’s mind would probably be something like Balatro 2

You’re so right about this. You could study lots of different ways to tell a story people want to look at, but it doesn’t matter if you don’t have the right mindset while doing your job. Maintaining a balance between what you want vs what it’s best for your story is insanely hard to learn.

Why?

Sit down and strike a thinking pose.

Remember everyone: we’re exactly TEN YEARS AWAY FROM THE FORTNITE STREAM.

Happy birthday Dan.

“Pleasure to meet you Miss Kitty, have you by any chance ever heard about gambling?”

The girls LOVE HIM. He’s a CHICK MAGNET. He’s got his CHARM SOCIAL STAT MAXED OUT.

If I ever get a girlfriend again I’ll definitely tell her that the day after we start dating.

That aged like 8 HOUR MILK