How about "Kidnapped"

Proof that just because you are rich`does not mean you are smart. His comments should haunt him until the end of time

Oh Joe. If you would rather be in Russia, then go. Just go. No one is stopping you. Bye Bye.

Did it wriggle and jiggle and tickle inside her?

First they came for the Jews, and I spoke up, not just because I'm Jewish but because I had read the whole poem and I know how it ends.

You're right. Some people want consequence free speech.