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but what if we did it with hypno?

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December 6, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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remap caps lock to control (which is trivial to do in settings) and then you’re close enough to the best keyboard layout of all time
sun type4 keyboard
December 3, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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you just lost your notification privileges
advertisement notification from an ios app
November 20, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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exist first meme but with monkey christ images next to it
November 13, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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maybe ill develop new skills
it's that tweet that goes: Boss: Let's put this matter aside for the time being Me: [looking around nervously] Can only you see the time being? Boss: Huh? Me: Is it standing near me? Boss: Who? Me: [on verge of panic attack] The time being
August 14, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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software update tonight 👀

software update tonight queen??

software update tonight 👀
Software Update Tonight iOS 18.1.1 is available and will be installed later tonight. 1h ago
November 30, 2024 at 7:18 PM
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straight up "slurping it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say
mug of tea with peanits characters on the side
October 28, 2024 at 10:03 PM
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ppl who make omurice are you okay 🥺
search result for “omurice” “Omurice is a Japanese dish that consists of a thin omelet wrapped around seasoned fried rice. The name is a combination of the Japanese…” the photos have SORRY SORRY SORRY written on the food and plate in ketchup
August 15, 2024 at 8:42 PM
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they should!
a row of my progesterone suppositories still encased in the little plastic moulds they come in
July 4, 2024 at 7:28 AM
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apr from hunter x hunter
June 27, 2024 at 3:26 AM
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4d eyeballs
can a regular 3d human brain learn to see through 4d eyeballs? it’s just information nerve signals what if you grew up since birth with your 3d brain in a 4d universe with 4d eyeballs would you be able to intuitively understand 4d space the way all humans intuitively understand 3d space? or are our 3d brains too limited? , maybe even just that they’re not powerful enough not necessarily anything fundamental
June 9, 2024 at 1:01 AM
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literally goals tho

(in this quote "a high" is a person who scores highly on research scales of hypnotic phenomena)
“One anecdote through phenomenological control I often tell people relates to what you're asking about how hypnotizable researchers are. I had a PhD student, Rebecca, doing a hypnosis session; she was a high, and at the time I was doing work with Irving on the colour experiment. I was quite interested in that the highest could do it without an induction and just be told to do it, basically. So I said to Rebecca, ‘We're sitting in a cafe, you see that bottle in front of you, you can turn it red, if you want’. She said, ‘No I can't do that’, and then she said ‘Oh! It’s turned red!’. So she didn’t know she had this capability to do it. Or somehow she deceived herself enough that it was surprising to her.”
April 16, 2024 at 12:06 AM
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worth bearing in mind that when ppl say “peak estrogen is 300” that’s the average peak. some cis girls get up to the 600s and it’s normal for them
chart of estradiol levels in pg/ml showing median, 5th percentile, and 95th percentile levels throughout the month. the peak of the 95th percentile (mid month) is about 650
April 5, 2024 at 9:28 PM
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www.scientificamerican.com/article/glob...
“Don’t make me tap the sign” meme saying “leap seconds were a mistake”
March 29, 2024 at 5:43 PM