the 2025 rockets are SO FUN
November 17, 2025 at 3:17 AM
the 2025 rockets are SO FUN
at least framber got his peanuts
September 28, 2025 at 3:03 AM
at least framber got his peanuts
altuve had had some visitors but hasn’t moved much
September 28, 2025 at 2:45 AM
altuve had had some visitors but hasn’t moved much
brought this card to try to get altuve to sign the night they get elimated from going to the postseason… am i cooked? 😭
September 28, 2025 at 2:44 AM
brought this card to try to get altuve to sign the night they get elimated from going to the postseason… am i cooked? 😭
abreu and altuve just had a very long serious discussion 🤔
September 28, 2025 at 2:29 AM
abreu and altuve just had a very long serious discussion 🤔
caratini slammed his helmet down after his ground out, vibes are unsurprisingly very bad
September 28, 2025 at 2:24 AM
caratini slammed his helmet down after his ground out, vibes are unsurprisingly very bad
love having a first row view for the meaningless HR right after we got eliminated!
September 28, 2025 at 2:06 AM
love having a first row view for the meaningless HR right after we got eliminated!
my view the moment the astros were eliminated from postseason contention
September 28, 2025 at 1:59 AM
my view the moment the astros were eliminated from postseason contention
just two guys that helped to end the astros season
September 28, 2025 at 1:48 AM
just two guys that helped to end the astros season
got a front row seat to the 2025 astros funeral tonight
September 28, 2025 at 1:43 AM
got a front row seat to the 2025 astros funeral tonight
no way the astros actually posted this earlier today
September 24, 2025 at 6:30 AM
no way the astros actually posted this earlier today
sometimes i miss twitter
September 17, 2025 at 7:24 AM
sometimes i miss twitter
my new #16 zach cole jersey looks so good!
September 13, 2025 at 12:59 AM
my new #16 zach cole jersey looks so good!
i’ve been saying framber is a big baby since the beginning of time. this is all so on brand for him. pathetic pitcher and pathetic human.
September 3, 2025 at 5:43 PM
i’ve been saying framber is a big baby since the beginning of time. this is all so on brand for him. pathetic pitcher and pathetic human.
looks like my mom’s playing LF tonight 😳
September 3, 2025 at 12:14 AM
looks like my mom’s playing LF tonight 😳
captain jack sparrow 😩
September 1, 2025 at 6:36 PM
captain jack sparrow 😩
better ERA than arighetti or scott. i’ve seen enough - chas is my cy young winner 😤
August 19, 2025 at 1:01 AM
better ERA than arighetti or scott. i’ve seen enough - chas is my cy young winner 😤
yeah noah fence but spencer spaghetti is not the answer to the astros’ problems
August 13, 2025 at 1:04 AM
yeah noah fence but spencer spaghetti is not the answer to the astros’ problems
aaand cue the benny hill theme
August 10, 2025 at 8:29 PM
aaand cue the benny hill theme