Ember Aurora Ocean Skies
@emberexplores.bsky.social
Disabled Métis witch surviving on unceded Coast Salish Territory
I get this every time I try Twitter dot com
November 18, 2025 at 1:37 PM
I get this every time I try Twitter dot com
Don’t mind if I do 😏
November 6, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Don’t mind if I do 😏
My mug just broke making tea?? Possibly from the heat of the water????
November 4, 2025 at 5:35 PM
My mug just broke making tea?? Possibly from the heat of the water????
I think at this point, it’s a privilege to be able to live without one, as even “reluctant“ Jack White found archive.ph/el1YO
November 2, 2025 at 8:07 AM
I think at this point, it’s a privilege to be able to live without one, as even “reluctant“ Jack White found archive.ph/el1YO
Couldn’t find ANYthing (well, other than a single borefest episode of Fuller House) to watch on Netflix or Prime, the two services my landlords have on their tv, so starting Wednesday from the beginning again it is!
I cannot WAIT for my own place and having all my movies available to watch 🤪
I cannot WAIT for my own place and having all my movies available to watch 🤪
November 1, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Couldn’t find ANYthing (well, other than a single borefest episode of Fuller House) to watch on Netflix or Prime, the two services my landlords have on their tv, so starting Wednesday from the beginning again it is!
I cannot WAIT for my own place and having all my movies available to watch 🤪
I cannot WAIT for my own place and having all my movies available to watch 🤪
Got THE Halloween-y thing I’ve been waiting for Winners to markdown (since I first saw it in July 😅) today 🙌🏻 $5 is better than $10, especially when you’re gonna dump the gross-smelling soap it comes loaded with 🎃
October 26, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Got THE Halloween-y thing I’ve been waiting for Winners to markdown (since I first saw it in July 😅) today 🙌🏻 $5 is better than $10, especially when you’re gonna dump the gross-smelling soap it comes loaded with 🎃
I, am an idiot 🤦🏻♀️ I just sprayed this on my CLOTHES without realizing 😑
I figured the only real hope I had was to just get them in the wash ASAP, so here goes nothing
[Reason number 42 why I need in-suite laundry facilities and permanent gd housing]
I figured the only real hope I had was to just get them in the wash ASAP, so here goes nothing
[Reason number 42 why I need in-suite laundry facilities and permanent gd housing]
October 25, 2025 at 9:51 AM
I, am an idiot 🤦🏻♀️ I just sprayed this on my CLOTHES without realizing 😑
I figured the only real hope I had was to just get them in the wash ASAP, so here goes nothing
[Reason number 42 why I need in-suite laundry facilities and permanent gd housing]
I figured the only real hope I had was to just get them in the wash ASAP, so here goes nothing
[Reason number 42 why I need in-suite laundry facilities and permanent gd housing]
Has anyone thought to ask the Portland frogs if they were inspired by Greta Thunberg?
October 18, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Has anyone thought to ask the Portland frogs if they were inspired by Greta Thunberg?
A basket of b(r)oos?
October 18, 2025 at 6:37 AM
A basket of b(r)oos?
When Google Maps tells you it’ll take you 34 minutes to get from West Van, through downtown and into the West *End*, so you set a timer and fucking crush that assessment 😝
October 8, 2025 at 10:49 PM
When Google Maps tells you it’ll take you 34 minutes to get from West Van, through downtown and into the West *End*, so you set a timer and fucking crush that assessment 😝
Sa-weet! Glad I saw this in a timely enough fashion
October 3, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Sa-weet! Glad I saw this in a timely enough fashion
The amount this excites me !! Read this in paper form and loved it, so listening to Fern read it *to* me ought to just about knock me over (with jealousy because I don’t have a damn cool accent)
[Bozo aside; Audible is my unfortunate contribution to his multi-mayhem.]
[Bozo aside; Audible is my unfortunate contribution to his multi-mayhem.]
October 2, 2025 at 11:46 AM
The amount this excites me !! Read this in paper form and loved it, so listening to Fern read it *to* me ought to just about knock me over (with jealousy because I don’t have a damn cool accent)
[Bozo aside; Audible is my unfortunate contribution to his multi-mayhem.]
[Bozo aside; Audible is my unfortunate contribution to his multi-mayhem.]
[Whispers] “You’re beautiful“
~ Me, at Michaels
~ Me, at Michaels
October 1, 2025 at 11:58 PM
[Whispers] “You’re beautiful“
~ Me, at Michaels
~ Me, at Michaels
Amber seems fun
September 24, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Amber seems fun
I think I’d be both very in need of some new therapy, and very skeptical of it
September 22, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I think I’d be both very in need of some new therapy, and very skeptical of it
Saw this today when I parked on a new street downtown (in #Vancouver):
September 21, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Saw this today when I parked on a new street downtown (in #Vancouver):
Anyone interested in buying really cheap tickets to Barnside Harvest Festival this weekend?
I have three extra 3-day passes, and I’m only asking $60 each (individual day tickets are $105 in advance and weekend passes are $205) because I won them. Featuring Arkells, Ruby Waters, Shakey Graves, etc.
I have three extra 3-day passes, and I’m only asking $60 each (individual day tickets are $105 in advance and weekend passes are $205) because I won them. Featuring Arkells, Ruby Waters, Shakey Graves, etc.
September 12, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Anyone interested in buying really cheap tickets to Barnside Harvest Festival this weekend?
I have three extra 3-day passes, and I’m only asking $60 each (individual day tickets are $105 in advance and weekend passes are $205) because I won them. Featuring Arkells, Ruby Waters, Shakey Graves, etc.
I have three extra 3-day passes, and I’m only asking $60 each (individual day tickets are $105 in advance and weekend passes are $205) because I won them. Featuring Arkells, Ruby Waters, Shakey Graves, etc.
Just remembered the other Fairly Reasonable Thing I Can’t Afford: A free pizza if I dine in at Boston Pizza today, because I saw X Ambassadors last night. 😔
September 11, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Just remembered the other Fairly Reasonable Thing I Can’t Afford: A free pizza if I dine in at Boston Pizza today, because I saw X Ambassadors last night. 😔
So uhh… Just tried turning on the lamp next to my bed, and it seems I’m two for two in less than a year for lamps …becoming possessed, I guess? Cool cool.
September 9, 2025 at 2:33 AM
So uhh… Just tried turning on the lamp next to my bed, and it seems I’m two for two in less than a year for lamps …becoming possessed, I guess? Cool cool.
Gleeful update:
September 8, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Gleeful update:
@grillcheezkilla.bsky.social Sorry, Colleen, but I realized when I got home that I think I inadvertently composed myself a boo bag with all the things I picked up (from my P.O. box in Blaine and Hot Topic in Bellingham) or bought on my U.S. day trip on Friday. Do recommend a self-boo, though!
September 1, 2025 at 10:38 PM
@grillcheezkilla.bsky.social Sorry, Colleen, but I realized when I got home that I think I inadvertently composed myself a boo bag with all the things I picked up (from my P.O. box in Blaine and Hot Topic in Bellingham) or bought on my U.S. day trip on Friday. Do recommend a self-boo, though!
Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in September
August 30, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in September
